PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Monday, December 15, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
Stop accommodating others and think of yourself first. Full House star Jodie Sweetin just made the choice to leave her husband after what she describes as a rocky marriage. By not settling for second best she has reclaimed her life. It’s time for you to do the thing that will make you happy. Try: snapping your fingers until an answer arrives.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
You wish that the world could stand still today; if only to allow you time to contemplate where your life is going. Unfortunately the world doesn’t obey the whims of an individual. You can’t undo the past. And no amount of wishing will allow the past to be undone – just ask OJ Simpson. The important thing is to take a moment for personal reflection. Try: increasing your energy of omega oil.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
You love to laugh at yourself but today the laughter will flee and you may find yourself choking back tears. You partner may call you out on your contradictions. Or he may challenge your sense of fair play. One thing for certain you won’t be accused of plagiarism (think: Coldplay’s hit song “If I could fly”). Your sense of right and wrong will shield you. Try: brushing your teeth with baking soda.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
You will wake up happy but somewhere along the day your mood will change. Some would call you a lovable ogre, similar to d’Arcy James, the man behind the mask of Broadway’s Shrek. Others will tell you that you should curb that moodiness. Instead of directing others today try listening to their points of view. Try: buying as much stuff as you can for under $5.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Natalie Maines, the lead singer of the Dixie Chicks, is in court again. The two of you share similar personal convictions. Today you will have to defend your propensity for arriving at your conclusions. Just keep reminding yourself that you love challenges. All will work out. Try: making a list of fears you wish to conquer.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Remember when Pluto was demoted from a planet to a dwarf planet? If you don’t that’s okay. You are so much larger than life. Your friends are worried that it’s time to let go. Today let the laundry lay on the floor, leave the bed unmade and spend time doing those little forgotten things, like hugging someone. Try: taking the stairs.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Kristi Yamaguchi’s new book entitled Always Dream speaks to your heart today. You will be placed on a pedestal, showered with love. You may question the motives but accept the love unconditionally. You always dream and your dreams very often come true. Today let the love shine through. Try: cultivating gratitude.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
You are a lot like Alissa Hamilton, author of Squeezed, the book behind the secret of orange juice. No one can ever accuse you of being a spendthrift with the truth. You are honest to a fault. Just for today you may wish to curb your chest-beating honesty and try helping someone in need. Try: gargling with salt water.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
At the last census count there were more than 50,000 centenarians (look it up) in this country. This is your time Sag. You’ve made it this far because you have chosen to live life your way. Today continue to live free and stay happy like Kevin H. Life really is a bowl of cherries. Try: calling your favorite sister or friend.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
One of your greatest assets is your sense of humor. No matter how serious the subject (think: Bailouts) you can make others smile. Today, work your magic: Show those around you that life is to be lived. Misery may love company but it definitely won’t prefer yours. You prefer joy. Try: repeating “I am great” throughout the day.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Today you will find yourself sharing some hard cold truths about yourself (think: Aiken goes gay). Don’t be surprised if your secret shocks some and forces others to choose sides. Today should be about what feels right for you, not for the world. The choice is simple, you can either choose to be free or you can to remain burdened by your secret. Face down your critics. Try: cleaning your ears.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
You love the fact that Beyonce is dedicating her salary from Cadillac Records to charity. Your spirit of giving has dimmed and it’s time to get back into the groove. You have always loved the holidays because of what it stands for yet today you will spend more time fretting because you can’t afford to purchase gifts. Go back to giving gifts from the heart. Try: focusing on your senses.