PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Thursday, December 11, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
There are always two sides to every story. Britney told the world hers and now K-Fed wants his chance. Sometimes before rushing off and making a fast judgment that may hurt someone, why not just take a moment and talk to the other party? Communication could solve your upcoming problems. Try: taking less at lunch.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Mama always said … be kind to everyone because you may never know who’s who. Take heed and listen to that advice. Someone you meet today will change your life. Who knows, that person may be from that new reality show Secret Millionaire and leave you with six figures or more. Try: making popcorn balls.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
Today will have you wishing for a trip to the fountain of youth. Everywhere you turn you’ll see women who have been Botoxed. Take it all in stride and revel in your natural beauty. Yes, you are growing older but you are also growing more and more beautiful with each passing day. Try: thanking someone.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
You will be wondering how to update your wardrobe without spending tons of money. Take a tip from the fashion gurus, and pull on a pair of colored opaque tights an oversized sweater and hit the streets. Or try using a scarf instead of a necklace. In other words – your creativity can be your greatest asset. Try: being nice all day long.
Leo July 23 – August 22
The big question today will be what’s more important — money or happiness. Before making your choice why not think about having both like Morgan Freeman. After 30 years of marriage he’s divorcing his wife and giving up over $100 million. If he can do that, then there is hope for you. Try: being naughty tonight.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Your ego will be bruised today. You can do one of two things – go off on the offending party and show that nasty side of yourself. Or you can laugh it off, like David Burke, who, when he showed up at the grand opening of his Fishtail restaurant, was turned away at the door for not being on the list. Try: not using the microwave.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Today you will notice that you have an excess of clothing and accessories. Perhaps it’s time to for you to donate your excess to a worthwhile cause. There are so many deserving charities that you shouldn’t have problem finding one. Or if you like, take your lead from Scarlett Johansson, who along with Don Cheadle and Jessica Alba is bringing attention to Soles4Souls, a charity that donates shoes to the worlds neediest. Try: cleaning your hairbrush.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Singer Laura Izibor didn’t know she could sing until she was 13 years old and took a chance one day in class. Today someone may recognize your hidden talent. Don’t put your talent down by minimizing it and referring to it as a hobby. Try: switching radio stations.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Thinking of changing careers? When Condaleezza Rice leaves the White House next year she can take her pick of jobs. Trained as a classical pianist, she recently performed for Queen Elizabeth. Granted, we all can’t be so lucky. Don’t worry about the cut in pay. When you do something you love the money does follow. Try: seeing someone’s point of view other than your own.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Secretly you are applauding Ricki Lake for recognizing and acknowledging the truth about herself. Yes, she did spend most of her life as a fat person and she wants the world to know it. Today, it’s your turn to look in the mirror and honestly tell truth about who and what you are. Try: being considerate.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Senseless crimes are being committed all over the world. In NYC a bus driver was supposedly killed over a $2 fare. Gruesome!!! Today your challenge will be — if you see something, say something. You can do it anonymously if you don’t want to use your name but the most important thing is to report it. Try: living in the moment.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Trim your costs today. The big Detroit carmakers and LA soap operas are both facing financial ruin. Before you get to that point you may want to institute a budget for yourself. Have you considered taking your lunch to work? Whatever measures you take you will have to stick with them to see the results. Start now. Try: finishing a crossword puzzle.