PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Thursday, December 18, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
Kate Hudson doesn’t believe she will ever get married again. Sounds great on the surface and I’m certain that she means it in this moment. In your life you often are the first person to charge out of the gates. You have good intentions and you do plan on finishing the race but sometimes things happen. Promises are made but they can be broken. Try: finding humor in a Mr. Bean movie.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Were you really afraid that the Leno show would end? Or were you more afraid that you would have to find something else to occupy that time period? Today you can watch Leno an hour earlier and still spend the hour pampering yourself. Today you take someone else’s advice. Try: joking around.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
You have been angling for a new look. And not a minute too soon. With all the festivities you have been invited to you may catch the eye of someone very important. You are probably wishing it were possible to cross the best feature of a celebrities face with yours – it is, but only on the Internet. Today go natural. Go pretty. And think big. Try: counting to infinite.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Wondering what would happen if you could do it all over again? Well today that’s what you will be hoping for – a change to go back in time with the knowledge that you currently have and redo your life. Unfortunately that won’t happen but you can see it on the big screen. Check out Brad Pitt’s The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, at a theater near you. Try: being positive.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Sticks and stones can hurt your bones but names can never hurt you. Remember that silly saying? Well here’s an update. Name calling does hurt. Just ask Katy Perry and Lily Allen both of whom seem to enjoy slamming each other. Today when the mudslinging starts, let it go – why start something that will never end? Show the world that you are the bigger and better. Try: kickboxing.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Sometimes it’s easier to run away than face the music. And sometimes facing the music just ain’t worth it. Mariah Carey will be doing just that — running rather than staying to fight her controlling husband in the film Tennessee. Today if calm words aren’t enough just walk away. You can always write a letter. Try: playing with sand.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Every woman who has dated has either gotten a total prince charming or a total heel. Amy Winehouse. married the latter, if what the tabloids are saying is true. Where’s the sacred trust between a husband and a wife when a guy like Fielder-Civil threatens to write a tell-all book unless he’s paid? Count your blessings today. Try: completing The New York Times crossword puzzle.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Today find some place quiet where you can think. Lately you have been so busy that you haven’t had a chance to notice the noise level. Yes, the noise – from cars, people, cell phones etc. disrupts your thoughts. Recently a school of Bottlenose dolphins was stranded in a New Jersey river because the noise created under the Highland bridge made them hesitant to go back to sea. Imagine what the noise is doing to you. Try: looking beyond the sea.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Soon O.J. Simpson will go from a free man to prison. That speaks volumes. When was the last time you thought about your freedom and what it means to you? For weeks you’ve felt that there was something holding you back from a major decision. Paralyzing you – keeping you essentially in a man-built prison. Today is the day to set yourself free – make the choice today and move on with your life. Try: walking in sunshine.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
You love pictures, especially when the focus is you. Someone close to you may turn the tide today and circulate some very personal photos of you that you consider personal. Of course you won’t be in a position like Madonna to sue for breaching your privacy. But you can make the decision to think before you pose. Look ahead and ask yourself if you’d want someone to see those photos? Try: a chocolate milkshake.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Seems like just yesterday when albums (think CDs) were the rage. Today it’s a single. Take this to heart: what worked yesterday will not work today. Your ability to assess situations logically will give you the power to know what will and what won’t work today. You will make it through the day unscathed because change is necessary and you enjoy the challenge. Try: giggling until you cry.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
You are an overnight sensation like Manhattan’s The Virgins. Everyone wants to be in your world, because you have the ability to give as good as you’ve gotten. Keep up the nurturing. It’s what you do best. It’s a thrilling time to be on top of the world. Try: scheduling your annual checkups today.