PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Thursday, November 27, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
You are ready and prepared to change the outer you. Don’t doubt yourself. Just embrace the world of burlesque today and leave the inner you alone. Try: a game of Monopoly.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Don’t believe everything you read. Hoaxes are alive and well and no one loves laughing at you more than your friends. Try: eating a cupcake.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
You feel different around different people. That’s OK because we all have two sides. Knowing which one to show is the difficult part. Try: looking back.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Cleanliness is next to godliness. That doesn’t mean you need to run out and purchase baby wipes just to show him you’re clean. Just sniff yourself. Try: accepting the blame.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Today you have a good reason for wasting time – all your needs have been met. Rejoice and thank your lucky stars. Changes are on the way. Try: completing a crossword puzzle.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Don’t blame yourself for being competitive, it’s genetic no doubt. Instead, embrace who you are and keep on trucking. You are the only one who can live your life. Try: playing Pac-Man.
Libra September 23 – October 23
If Prince Harry can fulfill his life-long goal of becoming a pilot what are you waiting on? Wishes and dreams do not make something happen. Go for something that makes you happy. Try: ice skating.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
It has been a long time coming. Tonight, toss the t-shirt and break out the lingerie. Go for dessert first and worry about dinner later. Try: sorting your trash.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
First off, there is no such thing as vegetarian beef jerky. Release the pain and stop telling secrets about each other. Just chalk it up to an experience. The next time around you will do better. Try: a game of Solitaire.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
You are driven to succeed. Don’t stop until you are satisfied and even then go one more step. Your life is a ship and you are the captain. Try: crying a river of tears tonight.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
You have no time for frivolous pleasures such as romance and recreation. Let the little girl out and the memories of previous good times will come. Try: cuddling with a stuffed animal.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
You will find it easier to take a stand today rather than letting someone else fight your battles. Until you take responsibility for your actions you will never grow up. Try: yodeling.