PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
No matter how cozy you become you always manage to get the job done. Hugh Jackman was recently anointed the “Sexiest Man on Earth” and he readily admits that he’s still getting used to the title. He’s a bit like you when it comes to stepping up to the plate. No matter how cozy he may feel being off the road, he knows that there is still a job to perform (Think: Oscar host). You are nothing less than a stellar performer who lives up to your title. Try: acceptance.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Oh boy, there’s another remake of a Nightmare on Elm Street in the works. Just what you wanted to hear, right? If only it were possible to remake your life so easily. What you need to do is engage your mind with a plan to change those things you don’t like and enhance those things you love. Try: learning more about vegetarianism.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
A wise person once said that should you live each day as if it were your last. The theme of the movie, Joe Black centered on living life with no regrets. Today your intuition is telling you that you still need to complete some essential tasks in order to fulfill your destiny. What are you planning to do to change your life for the better? Try: basket weaving.
Aries March 21 – April 19
You’ve heard about all the charities suffering thanks to the recession. And you probably want to help — either financially or through your innate talent for building great things. But this brings up an interesting issue … you see the potential in others and will often go out of your way to help (especially if you believe that it will benefit you in the long run). But who exactly helps YOU when the going gets tough? Try: not watching television today.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Topping your pet peeves list is incompetence. The truth is you are slow to anger but when angered you are nothing if not a bull. If you were in Daniel Hoevele’s shoes (the guy who slit his own throat on stage when someone switched his prop knife) you would doggedly pursue the culprit and thrash him soundly. Today you must reign in that temper of yours and admit that when a mistake happens it’s not always a personal attack on your character. Things do happen to good people. Try: giving up meat for the day.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
When your left hand is at work it very seldom knows what the right hand is doing. Not that you care. This is one of your many talents – multi-tasking with little or no thought to how the tasks are being performed. You love jobs where you can use your mental abilities. Perhaps you should submit your name to American Idol, they may have another opening in the upcoming future. Try: increasing your protein intake.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Because of your need to belong you are often reluctant to move on or even let go of situations that provide you with security. Yet, sometimes with perfect clarity you realize you need help and that in order to help yourself you will have to break that illusion of independence. In other words, like Tara Reid you will have to admit to yourself that there is a problem and the solution is close by. Try: flipping quarters.
Leo July 23 – August 22
You definitely have expensive tastes. Lucky for you your career is at an all-time high. No one cares what you paid for that new shirt or even how much money you’ve spent this year. When you hear that Michael Bolton purchased a $4.4 million dollar home for his girlfriend who then threw him out, your first thought was probably how much he lost in the deal. Today, instead of focusing on what was lost, focus on what was gained. Try: touching your toes.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Everyone has an opinion on why Oprah can’t lose the weight and keep it off, you included. You love to make a point, often pointing out a fault or even suggesting a way to do things better. That’s why your friends call you a nit-picker (behind your back of course). It’s not that you are overly critical; it’s just that you have such a high regard of yourself that you expect perfection in everyone. Tone that tendency down and note that you yourself aren’t perfect either. Try: reigning in your appetite.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Brad Pitt recently admitted that he began falling in love with Jolie on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. It’s not about who’s right and who’s wrong. For you today it’s more about viewing both sides of an issue, without judgment. Your sense of romance may force you to define what love really means to you. Just for today try making someone feel comfortable enough so that they began sharing their thoughts and feelings readily. Try: shea butter for your dry skin.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Can’t help admiring Gwyneth Paltrow’s new body? Well with exercise you too could have a toned, muscular physique. Your high level of energy should be put to good use today. Exercise will help you both physically and mentally. Get out and hit the road. Find moments to up the ante, take the stairs instead of the elevator, cut back on lunch … do whatever is necessary to beat the holiday bulge. Try: reconciling your checkbook.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Death is something that is inevitable for us all, however that doesn’t mean that you wish to expound on the subject. You would much prefer to avoid the dark side of life, which is why when you read the news that Van Johnson (92) and Dakota Culkin (29) passed on you quickly turned the page. It’s not that their deaths scare you it’s that you don’t like to dwell on tragic outcomes. Your world is filled with optimism. Today won’t be bright and sunny; in fact it will probably suck, so deal with it. Try: oatmeal, it really is the breakfast of champions.