PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
Your past is about to catch up with you. When it does, you must remember that that was then and this is now. You are a new person. People are quick to judge – think about Winona Ryders’s recent setback with the media and the missing jewels. You have to stand tall and face the music. Just keep repeating to yourself that you are a
different person than the one you were then. Try: turning in circles.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Whitney and Bobby may never get back together but that’s their issue. Your issue will be how to handle today’s reunion. Don’t play games and please don’t play hard to get if you really want this person back. If you want something, go for it. Try: giving someone a compliment.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
You are having difficulty separating your own feelings from those around you. Every time you read about another injustice taking place in this world (think: Scott Ruffalo) or even another person who has been treated badly by the media (think: George Bush) you cringe. You have got to stop this madness. Write a letter to yourself today and tell how you would do things differently. Try: cleaning the top shelf of your medicine cabinet.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Behind your back your co-workers are comparing you to Ellen DeGeneres and her sly tactics in trying to get Mariah Carey to admit she’s pregnant. Instead of using peer pressure to squeeze the secret out, why don’t you just ask? Are you afraid? There are only three answers you can receive: Yes, no or maybe. Try: calling an old
Leo July 23 – August 22
Admit it; there is something creepy about a grown woman posing as a 16-year-old boy. Today, you may have to fight to accomplish your goal but what ever you do don’t fight dirty. It’s unbecoming, besides your parents raised you better than that. Try: asking for help.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
You feel as if you are losing it. Not your mind, silly, but some of that weight you’ve packed on. Your efforts are being rewarded slowly. Remember it didn’t take you two weeks to gain it all and it definitely won’t all come off in two weeks. Stick with your end goal and don’t beat yourself up if you take a day off. Try: playing a game of hopscotch.
Libra September 23 – October 22
After two bankruptcies and another one on the way Donald Trump is still going strong. You also have weathered several storms and you have survived. When the storm hits today, take a deep breath, and remember that you can and you will survive. You come from good stock and the broth just gets stronger each year. Try: remembering
three things you miss.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Someone will encroach on your personal space today. Beware!!! You won’t have to go to the extremes that Kirstin Dunst just did (upping her security) but you should keep your valuables close by, your business to yourself, and your peace of mind quietly humming. Just remember that no one can steal your joy unless you allow him. Try: running half a mile.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Now is the time to start thinking about your 2009 New Year’s resolutions. If you haven’t read Britney Spears’ New Years resolution to stop worrying then it’s time you did. You need to concentrate on where you and yours will be in 2009. Think about 2008 and decide what you want to do better next year. Try: paying for someone’s
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
The economy is sliding further and further down that slippery slope. Corporations are laying workers off left and right. Today you will have to be proactive in order to make it though the day. You may need to brainstorm. Think outside the box like Broadway theaters that have slashed ticket prices to bring in more customers. Try: recycling.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Your plans are ready to be unveiled. Co-workers are singing your praises. Friends are calling you a visionary. Your excitement can barely be contained because you know that today is the day for your take the step forward. Go ahead celebrate. Your idea will be well received. Try: cutting pictures form a magazine.