PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
You have many different points of view on a lot of subjects. Today you may be accused of not practicing what you preach. It’s okay, you can flip flop back and forth. It’s who you are and why they still love you. Like Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty you enjoy the attention. Learn to accept who you are … the good and the bad. Try: only eating home cooked meals.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
When Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein realized they wanted different things from a relationship they parted ways. It was amicable breakup and no doubt they will remain friendly. Today you will realize that it is possible to have both your cake and your cookies with icing. All you have to do is face down the critics, speak honestly to yourself and beauty appears in your life. What you desire and what you need are very close. Try: walking under a ladder.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
You have been blinded to the greater realities of your life. Your sense of right and wrong have chained you to a life of loneliness. It’s time to lay down the work ethic and find the real joy in your life. Take a moment to just breathe. If you have a free moment head out to see Four Christmases, starring Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn. Try: speaking to your neighbors today.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
You feel daring today. You are ready to kick butt and take no prisoners. It’s about time. Please don’t do something as outrageous as Boy George (as if). I would however recommend that tonight you let loose and give your partner what he’s been begging for. Let loose your inhibitions and fly. Try: channeling you inner yogi.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Today has you wondering … was it worth it? Only you will know the answer. What I suspect is that you’ve reached a plateau in your life and rather than look up, you’ve chose to look back. Put your goals aside. Do a Roseanne Barr and go and get the 3 D’s. Dough, something dead and something dairy. Try: checking out a old comic online.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Samuel L. Jackson should be an inspiration to all, from a former crack addict to a film star. He’s a man who’s faced down his demons and found himself. Sounds a lot like you. Today you will feel as though you are living your worst nightmare. Don’t bother pinching yourself – you are awake. Just know remember that this day will end. Try: entering the first house of religion you pass.
Libra September 23 – October 22
Experts are saying that there is such a thing as having too much self -esteem. (think: Gen-Y) Perhaps they are right, Gen-Y does have the propensity to connect with people everywhere, without ever really getting to know them. Whether contrived or real social networks allow them to (re) create themselves. Today you will need to put yourself in a Gen-Y’s shoes. You will get everything you wanted without working for it – someone will hand it to you. Try: learning three new words in Spanish.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Respect! Admiration! Joy! These are all emotions you will experience today. The praise will leave you giddy with hope and cause you to laugh out loud. Go with this feeling. Hold tight to that joy. Tonight you will take your relationship to a new level (think: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo). Try: Singing the Star Spangled Banner.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
You have been carrying around childhood hurts for so long that the extra baggage has become comfortable. Some people like Tina Fey wish to keep their scars to themselves others like her husband, Jeff Richmond choose to share with the world the cause of someone else’s pain. Today will test your mettle. Whatever you decide (to tell or not to tell) you will have started the journey to unloading some of that baggage. Try: celebrating you.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Brad thinks Angelina is too generous with her employees so he sets the tone in the house. Today, you are in for a surprise from those in power. They have noticed your dedication to following the rules and you will be rewarded. Maybe not monetarily but sometimes thanks is enough. Try: focusing on your senses.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
You have to love the comeback of layaway. With your ability to pursue a task to completion regardless of the difficulty, tediousness or even its length you are dogged in getting it done. You aren’t one to deviate. That’s a great trait. Self sacrifice has finally come home to roost. Try: eating more nuts.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
You love passing along information, whether it’s good information or just trivia. Here’s some trivia for you: unemployment funds across the US are at risk; as of this reading the state of Michigan is in debt for $340 million because they’ve run out of their funds. Today your ability to seek information will be valuable. Try: choosing coffee over soda.