PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
You push the boundaries just like Kate Perry. Your motto for today is either get behind me or move over, because you are raring to go. You woke up feeling like a tugboat – powerful and pushy. Some of your friends will love you for it and others, well, let’s just say you shouldn’t turn your back on them. Try: sun salutation.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
What exactly does it mean when the owners of Yoga Shanti (think: Russell Simmons and Christie Brinkley) split off? Aren’t Yogi’s supposed to be filled with thoughts of peace instead of dollars signs, capitalism and anger? Your life feels similar to Yoga Shanti, what you thought was smooth sailing is actually turning into a rip tide. Try: counting to ten in Spanish.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
Keep checking that mirror. In fact why not ask the mirror the question you’ve got on the tip of your tongue. Who are you? Yes, that’s not only the new theme song on CSI but it’s also a Who’s classic recording. Just who are you? We know you can and do live on your nerves alone but who are you? Try: sticking with one task.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Che Guevara, the Marxist revolutionary, would probably cringe to know that his life will be condensed down into a four-and-a half hour movie starring Benicio Del Toro. Today you don’t want recognition; you just wish to slide through the day as invisible as possible. No can do. Your personal convictions will be on display. Don’t hide, hold your head high and be proud that you have the ability to get through today unscathed. Try: disco dancing.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Have you ever considered that you and Santa Claus (the American created by Thomas Nast) are very similar in temperament? Both of you are great organizers and you both love being at the center of things. But that’s where things differ. You feel as though not only shouldn’t you be in charge of your life but everyone else’s as well. Today you’ll have to learn to be tolerant of those who fail to bow to the king. Try: finding patience.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Whoever thought that a dog could become a victim of today’s economy? (Think: Wendy & Lucy coming to theater near you). It’s true. Owners across America are turning their beloved pets out in droves. Faced with rising food costs, layoffs and less bang for the dollar pet food is now considered a luxury. And you thought you had it bad. Instead of whining, think about all the poor animals. Try: eating more protein for breakfast.
Libra September 23 – October 22
You’ve got to hand it to Bill Belichick, the Patriots coach who wears a ragged sweatshirt during games. Today forgo the same old same – it’s bad enough you have to go to the same dull job day after day but you can change one thing. Go for comfort. Wear that old sweatshirt today. And if someone says something tell them it’s your lucky shirt. Try: leaning on someone else.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
According to the polls – boomers look better than their grandparents. That speaks directly to your dilemma. Today you will single handedly play the blame game without implicating yourself. It’s his fault you don’t eat well. Her fault you can’t exercise. Their fault that you are tired at the end of the day and aren’t in better shape than your grandparents. You enjoy spreading the blame and hate taking responsibility. Try: clucking like a chicken.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
You and Johnny Depp could spend hours talking about the ways you each guard your privacy. Yet, over the years you’ve built such a wonderful shell around yourself that no one has been able to penetrate those walls. Surprise, today a small chip will begin to work its way into that wall, eventually allowing entry. Try: bicycling.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
Beyonce earned $81 million this year. But that’s her money. Today you need to try to give up something to help you cut your daily expenditures. Be cautious of borrowing or commingling money from other sources. This is your moment to sort, discard or barter, but what ever you do don’t spend any money. Try: meaning what you say.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
When Soula Boy Tell Em and Ludacris want to show their fans love, they find ways. Both recently performed at the unofficial SEC Championship Games in Atlanta. You love the fact that you live within society without being bound by it. No one will ever accuse you of being staid. Keep encouraging others to claim what it is due to them. Try: shaking your head.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Oprah makes beautiful things happen. At 200 plus pounds she has finally decided to accept who she rather than what she thought she should be. After years of contemplation, you too have decided that trying to make a circle into a square will not happen in your lifetime. Acceptance is the key for today. Try: waking up an hour earlier.