PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
The closure in the Adam Walsh case has finally come to an end after 27 years. Like many Capricorns you will do what ever it takes no matter how long it takes to complete a task. Your rewards come from not the inner world of your heart but from the outer world of your friends and family. If they hurt you bleed. Try: instead of seeing black and white look for the color gray.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
As the end of the year rolls towards you, you can’t help wondering what if? What if you had finished that great project you’ve been working on? If you had, you may have become a top-selling book author (think: J.K. Rowling) or even the creator of a new web start-up (think: admob.com). You have the ability to offer a fresh perspective on all aspects of your life if you would only put forth the effort. Try: learning a new dance move.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
You and Anthony Kiedis have a lot in common. Self-destructive behaviors start because of a deep-seated unhappiness with self. Today you should take a moment to set a date to begin unpacking your many layers of past hurts. Find something you enjoy doing and take it to the next level. Try: ignoring an itch.
Aries March 21 – April 19
As soon you get bored with a project, you should move on or pass the baton. MTV’s The Real World has done just that – move on. In its 21st season, the show will head back to its roots, in Brooklyn, New York. While you love the challenge, you hate the repetition of the challenge. Look for opportunities to learn and progress. Try: logging on to a laugh-out-loud Web site.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Because of the economic recession and declining consumer spending, you have to love the return of layaway. With your ability to pursue a task to completion regardless of the difficulty, tediousness or even length, you are dogged in getting it done. Just like layaway, you will pay down your account until you are able to retrieve your item. You aren’t one to deviate once you begin a task, and that’s a great thing. Try: eating more nuts.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
You love passing along information, whether it’s good info or just trivia. Here’s some trivia for you: Unemployment funds across the U.S. are at risk, and as of this reading, the state of Michigan is in debt for $340 million because they’ve run out of funds. You have the ability to overcome great obstacles by making the most out of a bad situation. Chat away; it’s what the world expects from you. Try: choosing coffee over soda.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
The idea of family separating (think Sweetin and Herpin or Amy W. and Felder-Civil) is painful. You love the idea of a house being more than a home, and the security that a home brings. Family problems may arise today, but because you value friends and family more than fame or even fortune, you will get through it unscathed. Stop worrying. Try: jumping rope.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Your poor self-image can be covered up with a nice slap of confidence. You may appear to be self-assured, but inside, you suffer from doubt. Accept yourself for who you are. With all your faults, compassion should be given to yourself first. Like Oprah, who is at an all-time high in her weight, rather than celebrating who she is (a beautiful woman who enjoys food), she has accepted the fact that she loves to eat. Try: appreciating who you are.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
Fantasia is about to lose her home because of a tax bill that remains unpaid. Yes, life is hard, but the truth is life is what you make it. Today, you will have a chance to determine what is useful and what isn’t. There’s no denying that truth is in the air, even if it hasn’t been proven by the leading scientist. The need for deep thinking over the hows and whys of your life isn’t necessary today. Try: tackling the tough stuff first.
Libra September 23 – October 22
You are always seeking balance, especially in your relationships. Because you have created an ideal image of your mate and of how your relationship should run, you’ve no idea what to do when the two don’t mesh. Tonight, take a moment to explain to your partner what your ideal image is, and then work out a plan on how you can live with someone who doesn’t quite fit your image. Try: fitting a circle into a square.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
Your day will appear to be on the same track as Ryan Seacrest’s new reality show, Momma’s Boys, which was expected to draw millions of viewers only to lose most of them to another station. The best-case scenario is if you have already gone ahead with your plans hurry up and think of a plan B before your world comes crashing down. Things will get better. Try: washing your hands more.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
Public apologies are in the making (think: Cruise and Lauer). Before you apologize make certain that the issue in question has been resolved. Just remember that you wouldn’t have to apologize if you had reigned in your temper before speaking. Next time, and there will be a next time, you should learn that your biting comments can sting. Try: hitting the gym.