PhePhe on Astrology
Today’s Horoscope: Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
Don’t ask for a handout from someone else if you can’t cut your expenses. Sell some of your stuff to make ends meet. If that isn’t enough head for Washington DC; maybe the government will take pity on you. Try: laughing loudly.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Write a song for yourself and make it lyric-worthy. Don’t worry if your friends think it’s about the sleazeball you are dating. Who cares as long as someone listens? Try: calling your favorite aunt.
Gemini May 21 – June 21
If you are unhappy it’s not because of your tv watching habits. You need to make a plan to get out of your funk. Write down five things that will make you happy and go for at least two of them. Try: Dancing naked in the mirror.
Cancer June 22 – July 22
Just because you and your family have different values in politics is no reason to break out the hater-ade. Loving and judging are two different creatures. They don’t mix well. Get over it and just deal with what is. Try: cleaning out your wallet.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Worried that you may be given a pink slip like so many others? Don’t! For now keep your nose to the grindstone, your Blackberry close and your enemies even closer. Try: being trendy.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
What you thought had a permanent place in your life was just temporary. Watch for changes in your home life. When the pressure builds turn to art. It really is therapeutic, just ask Britney. Try: doing a split.
Libra September 23 – October 23
Just because the Bunnies keep leaving the mansion doesn’t mean you should. Close your eyes and envision how you want your day to go and then follow the yellow brick road. Try: writing with your left hand.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
If you promise the moon and don’t deliver, expect ramifications. Stand up and be honest instead of coming up with excuses and puzzling sicknesses when called on the carpet. Try: pretending you are 60 years old today.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
You may be the last to know he’s cheating but does it really matter who knew 1st, 2nd or 4th? It’s enough just to know that you know. Either keep ‘em or ditch ‘em but don’t delay. Try: standing up straight.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
The career game is subtler now than ever. Get out your knives and head over for a power lunch. Your instincts will guide you. Try: making a vision board.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
Shift from play to hard work effortlessly. If you are sick say you are sick. If you are tired say you’re sick. Blame it on someone else. Try: a banana float.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Looking for love in the wrong faces is going to get you in trouble. For today go for the whole package not just the pretty face. Your mate is out there. Try: examining your flaws.