Is JWoww the New Kim Kardashian?

The two brunette reality stars have more in common than they'd probably like to admit!
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Is JWoww the New Kim Kardashian?

The two brunette reality stars have more in common than they’d probably like to admit!

-Julie Gerstein

JWoww

You’d think Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Kim Kardashian could be the best of bosom buddies, but it looks like there won’t be a new girlie BFF power-couple — KWoww? — any time soon. That’s because the Jersey Shore gal completely upstaged the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star at the launch of her new Kardashians for Bebe line in New York on February 16. JWoww’s admirers couldn’t keep away from her — even asking if they could touch her boobs — leaving Kim without her fair share of admirers. So hurt was Kim, that she refused to pose for pictures with JWoww or let her backstage at her show. But we think the tortured twosome should kiss and makeup because Kim and JWoww have so much in common. It’s time for the brunettes to double up with their double Ds!

They like guys who are ripped and ready
Kim’s long-time boyfriend is super-sized New Orleans Saints player Reggie Bush. JWoww likes guys, “tall, completely jacked, steroids, like, multiple growth hormones… that’s the type I’m attracted to.” But potential mates better watch: Jwoww also claims she is “like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.” Ouch!

Kim Kardashian and JWoww

They keep it all in the family
Wherever Kim goes, Kourtney, Khloe or one of her other seven brothers or sisters are sure to follow. The 29-year-old just doesn’t stray far from her Armenian roots. The same goes for JWoww, whose Jersey Shore castmates are never more than a tanning bed or beach brawl away.

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They like to have fun in the (fake) sun
While it’s unclear if JWoww personally ascribes to her Jersey Shore castmates Pauly D. and The Situation’s motto of GTL (Gym, Tanning, Laundry), it’s pretty obvious she’s not afraid to bake in the sun. Same goes for Kim, whose skin always glows, thanks to lots of quality time in the sun.


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  1. Kim has more class — you can be a lady in street, but a freak in the bed – so she got a little freaky and made a sex video and some ridiculous person saw dollar signs for leaking it. I mean, seriously, haven’t we all video’d ourselves having sex. Kim dresses better, her makeup is better, carries herself better and does not look like a total skank like JWoww.

  2. The fact that anyone knows who Kim is reaffirms the decline of Western civilization. While neither of these women have any talent, class, nor ability to be tolerated by anyone with above a 100 IQ, JWoww is slightly less offensive to all five senses. I yearn for the day when I wake up and the deplorable Kardashian family is yesterday’s news. I totally agree with linny126 in asking “why again are either of these nasty creatures famous?”

  3. I agree with cremebrulee67. Kim is a business women. JWoww is just some girl that tries to be like Kim. Sorry JWoww fans! That sex video was a mistake like she said.

  4. OMG FINALLY SOME1 OTHER THAN MYSELF THINKS LIKE “TEXAS COAST”!! THE KK KLAN R ONLY FAMOUS BC OF DAD’S $$. WITHOUT IT THEY R JUST OBNOXIOUS, LOW-CLASS, SILICONED IDIOTS!! WHY CAN’T THEY BUY INTELLIGENCE, SOPHISTICATION, & CLASS? FOR THAT MATTER KIM WHY CAN’T U BUY REGGIE??? LOL

  5. I had no idea who this skank was until reading this. Why are ANY of the people from “Jersey Shore” famous? For that matter, why are ANY reality show people famous? And as Joel McHale says, Kim is famous for having a big a$$ and a sex tape. No one really knew who she was until that happened and she managed to get a TV show deal out of it for her and her annoying sisters.

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