Jennifer on Angelina: Very Uncool
The former Mrs. Brad Pitt on his current baby mama
-April Daniels Hussar
Ah Jennifer … how frustrating it must be to be you sometimes.
Here you are, a beautiful, talented actress, wealth, health and unnaturally great hair at your fingertips; yet you are perennially defined in the media by your divorce from Brad Pitt, his subsequent shacking up with she-of-the-pillow-lips, Angelina Jolie, and your own romantic foibles and presumed desperation for a baby. Like some fertility goddess, Angelina and her ever-expanding brood are everywhere … why just last month we spotted her on the cover of W, breastfeeding her newest additions and looking maddeningly beautiful post child-birth.
So you land a Vogue cover — how exciting! But of all the interesting things you say and reveal about your life – your thoughts on turning 40 (wow really?!), your production company, the house you’re renovating, your relationships with John Mayer (why, Jen, WHY?) and Vince Vaughan, your new films … what we REALLY want to know is HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ANGELINA.
And, at last, you give us a taste. On the subject of Angelina’s own turn in Vogue recently, wherein she gave a detailed timeline of falling in love with your then-husband Brad Pitt on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, you have these scathing words to say:
“There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening,” Aniston said. “I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss.”
Aniston then shook her head in disbelief.
“That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool,” Aniston said.
That’s right, Angelina, you hear that?! INAPPROPRIATE and UNCOOL.
The Vogue issue hits newsstands Nov.19 … we can’t wait.