Jessica Simpson Causes Nightclub Fight
John Mayer may have been onto something when he called the hot blonde “sexual napalm.”
-Kathryn H. Cusimano
When Jessica Simpson brought a few friends to the Hollywood club Jane’s House on Friday night, she had no idea she was in for a Jersey Shore-style brawl. She plopped down at a VIP table and cozied up to a guy in her entourage, according to another clubgoer. Apparently, her presence did not go unnoticed.
“She looked really hot,” a witness told RadarOnline. “Every guy in the place was staring at her from the moment she walked in.”
Then Jessica started dancing, and like moths to a flame, a group of guys made their way over to check her out. One of them got a little too close to Jess.
“Jessica looked uncomfortable until the guy friend she had been flirting from her entourage with stepped in and said, ‘Hey, I don’t think she wants anyone touching her.’”
Drunk Guy apparently got belligerent when Jessica’s knight in shining armor intervened, and the men screamed at each other while Jess slinked back to her seat. Just before fists were thrown, security guards defused the situation, and poor Jess got back to her night. Apparently, John Mayer was – gulp – right when he called Jessica “sexual napalm!”
Side note: apparently sitting in the VIP section at a club does not keep you from getting assaulted by skeezy drunks. It’s nice to know that non-VIPs like us aren’t missing much! (RadarOnline)