Jessica Simpson’s New Look
Dangerous curves and frightening fashion ahead!
– Carrie Seim
Jessica Simpson has gone country – and gone curvy.
The 28-year-old singer unveiled her new voluptuous bod while singing and strutting at the Kiss Country Chili Cookout in Pembroke Pines, Fla., last weekend.
The photos of Jessica in her full(er) glory have led to some nasty headlines about her size. We at Betty could care less about Jessica’s square poundage. We do, however, want to have a conversation with her stylist. Not even Leonardo DiCaprio’s latest underage arm candy would look good in high-waisted “mom” jeans and a leopard skin double belt.
Jessica, your boots are made for walkin’ – right into Tim Gunn’s arms. You need a fashion intervention! And while we’re at it, tell your manager dad to stop making you sing for chili.
Back to the weight business (snore), Jessica has said she prefers “curves” to “the whole rail thing.” According to the New York Daily News, a friend of hers says Jessica’s “done depriving herself and missing out on life just to fit into a size 2 jeans,” adding, “She doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with the way she looks.”
Hopefully neither does her B.F., Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Whom she can’t stop talking about. Seriously, Jessica, we get it. Your boyfriend plays football. You like him. You’re happy. He’s your man. Touchdown for you.
And extra points for the rest of the Betty team, who weighed in on Jessica’s new look:
“I have absolutely no interest, whatsoever, in Jessica Simpson’s body. Nor do I care who she’s dating, what’s she’s wearing, what she’s singing, how she spells. Jessica Simpson is more than eye candy — she’s eye junk food, and I’m on a diet. – Michele
“Straight up frickin’ hottie. Wait, what’s up with those pants and that belt-thing. Maybe she’s not all that. She’s looking kinda Daisy-Dukey.” – Stephanie’s husband
“She was Daisy Duke,” Stephanie replied, adding, “Here I should be embracing her curves, but she looks kinda skanky. I don’t know why, maybe it is that outfit.” – Stephanie
“Those high-waisted jeans are camel-toe city and wouldn’t do any girl’s figure any favors. As for her giant weight gain? Please. She might’ve gained five or ten pounds. The size of Jessica Simpson’s ass has never particularly mattered to me. So no, I don’t think we should care. It is pretty funny/sad that she’s singing at a chili cookoff though.” – Mandy
What do you think about Jessica Simpson’s new look? Should we care?