Jon & Kate Plus Divorce
Guess who came out on top? Hmm…
It’s over! Jon Gosselin officially had his butt handed to him this morning by Judge Arthur Tilson, who put the final nail in the coffin of the Jon & Kate saga.
On Wednesday Kate’s attorney confirmed that she will get to keep the infamous home she once shared with Mr. Moron. And TMZ discovered that Jon was ordered to cough up child support (5 figures per month), which is such a shame seeing as he is no longer permitted to whore himself … boo hoo.
What’s more, the slimy toad will have to put back the $235,000 he withdrew from the former couple’s joint account. Kate, on the other hand, is off the hook when it comes to the cash she extracted to take care of her brood.
Kate has primary custody and Jon is allowed to visit.
“I am very relieved that our divorce has been finalized, and I look forward to the New Year, focusing on our children,” the breadwinner stated.