Khloe Kardashian, JLo and LeAnn Rimes: Mean Betty’s Week in Review
A looks at the week’s celebrity antics
Quelle surprise — A naked Kardashian!
Khloe Kardashian (Mean Betty didn’t realize how many Kardashians there were – she tried not to keep up with them) has joined the ranks of stars who boldly and selflessly pose for glamorous, provocative photo spreads and defiantly, nay – heroically – declare: “I’d rather go naked than wear fur.”
Really? Mean Betty was under the impression you’d rather be naked and get attention than do or wear just about anything. Much more impressive would have been: “I’d rather be photographed with no makeup and wearing sensible shoes than wear fur.” Don’t you all agree?
MILFs Taking Over the World?
Bonnie Fuller over at Huffington Post has declared “Cougars And MILFs Rule! 40-Year-Old Women Are WAY Hotter Than 20-Year-Olds!” An interesting proposition, and if you saw that lathered up photo of a naked Cindy Crawford, you might be tempted to agree. “It’s official,” declare Fuller gleefully, “Age is irrelevant … when it comes to women and beauty, that is.”
Hmmm. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, shall we? Yes, we all admire Michelle Obama’s arms (do they have their own shrine yet?), and Valerie Bertinelli is most impressive in her bikini on the cover of People … but let’s not kid ourselves. Most of the “age-defying” women we see paraded out in the media like show ponies spend more time and effort on battling the effects of aging that the rest of us do at our full-time jobs.
The World’s Most Unflattering Pants:
Last Call at the Singles Bar:
Must be something in the spring air … celebrityland was filled with the sound of wedding bells this past week as Bruce Willis wed his handpicked bride (plucked straight from the casting couch, Mean Betty hears), Harrison Ford popped the question to Calista (how old IS he now anyway, 803?), and even old David Letterman took the plunge. Well, cheers, people. Mean Betty hopes not to hear any divorce rumors from the happy couples for at least six months.
Lifetime Execs Give Thanks and Praise:
Finally … what did Mean Betty tell you about the LeAnne Rimes adultery gossip? The little country crooner is suddenly relevant again; ratings for her Lifetime movie were through the roof. Hollyscoop reports: “The possible publicity-fueled affair between LeAnn Rimes and her co-star Eddie Cibrian led to the highest ratings Lifetime has seen all year.” Well, what a little gift for Lifetime. Now if only she could give birth to a litter of love children – think what that would do for her career!