Lindsay Lohan Will Get a New Stepmother
Michael Lohan announced his engagement to Kate Major.
-Kathryn H. Cusimano
Guess what, kiddies? Two of the biggest, baddest famewh*res in the game are about to get hitched – Michael Lohan just announced his engagement to Jon Gosselin’s ex, Kate Major.
You’ll remember that Gosselin and Major stepped out while Gosselin was still dating Hailey Glassman. Major said she was in love with Gosselin, and quit her job as a reporter at Star magazine to be with him (or something like that). In case you’ve forgotten, Michael Lohan is Lindsay Lohan’s dad. He’s been publicly riding Lindsay’s coattails since Lindsay starred in Mean Girls.
“The one thing about Kate is that she doesn’t come with baggage,” Lohan said of his bride-to-be. This is a good thing, since he has more than enough baggage for the two of them. Plus, Lindsay is less than five years younger than Kate, so they’ll have plenty to talk about!
See gals, true love really does exist! If these two vile people can find each other, there’s hope for all of us! (People)