Lindsay Lohan’s Marilyn Monroe Complex
Lindsay’s always worshipped the ultimate sex kitten. But lately she’s only imitating Marilyn’s final drug-fueled years.
It’s no secret that Lindsay Lohan is absolutely obsessed with Marilyn Monroe. She idolizes her and may even consider herself to be a modern-day Marilyn. Delusions can sure be fun.
Let’s get serious. The two ladies don’t have that much in common! At least not on the positive side.
Marilyn married Yankees great Joe DiMaggio, and later the brilliant playwright Arthur Miller.
Lindsay dated DJ Samantha Ronson and a guy she met in rehab who tried to sell nude photos of her on the web.
Marilyn sang a sultry “Happy Birthday” to President John F. Kennedy at Madison Square Garden.
Lindsay sang a whiny “What Are You Waiting For” on the soundtrack to Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.
Marilyn starred in the classic comedy Some Like it Hot.
Lindsay starred in the high-school comedy Mean Girls.
Marilyn’s white halterneck might just be the most iconic movie dress of all time. Yes, it flew up while she was standing over a subway vent while filming The Seven Year Itch, making cinematic and photographic history.
Lindsay wears miniskirts that give the paparazzi full-view crotch shots.