Boobs of the Week
Madonna and Guy Immediately Launch Airing of Dirty Laundry
Must you REALLY Express Yourselves?
-April Daniels Hussar
Madonna and Guy’s divorce is already turning public and nasty … quelle suprise. The UK’s Telegraph reports:
Guy Ritchie’s father has branded Madonna “beastly” as the couple’s divorce battle threatens to get ugly …The pop star took a swipe at her estranged husband by dedicating a song about their relationship to the “emotionally retarded” when she appeared on stage in Boston.
Dear celebrities who get divorced (i.e.: Dear nearly every celebrity married couple),
Say it with me …
Reporter: “Madonna, what drove you to decide to divorce your husband, Guy Ritchie?”
Madonna: “For the sake of my beloved children, I have no comment. Let’s talk about music and my incredibly toned upper arms!”
See how easy that is?
Let’s try again …
Reporter: “Madonna’s father-in-law, why do you think your son and daughter-in-law are calling it quits?”
Madonna’s father-in-law: “I have no comment on that, for the sake of my beloved son and grandchildren. Let’s talk about my gall bladder!”
IS IT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT?
(Apparently it is – just ask Christie Brinkley, Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen, Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger … )