Mean Betty: Being Famous Is Bad for Your Body
From Heidi Montag to Kim Kardashian – Mean Betty is concerned about our celebrities and their poor bodies.
As Mean Betty was catching up on the weekend news and gossip out of Tinseltown, Mean Betty found herself experiences a curious emotion. Part horror, part pity, and part relief – is there an expression for that, darlings? Oh yes – it’s called “reading about celebrities and being glad one is not famous.” (Loose translation).
Seriously kittens – the trainwrecks popping up in celebrity-land everywhere are just too too. It almost puts one off one’s morning latte!
Heidi Montag Makes Mean Betty Sad
First we have poor Heidi Montag in a bikini. It’s almost unfair to make fun of her – Mean Betty would never make fun of a mentally or physically handicapped person. And Heidi is clearly both. HOWEVER … she brought her painful-looking deformity on herself! Doesn’t she look so uncomfortable here in her teeny weeny bikini and her giant balloon boobs? The look on her face – as if she should be having fun but can barely manage to stand upright – why it almost makes Mean Betty fell sorry for her.