Mean Betty: Celebrities Cause Earthquakes!
Finally a sensible explanation for the earth-shaking in California.
Kittens! Everything is suddenly clear to Mean Betty now, thanks to an Iranian cleric and his wise teachings on, essentially, the dangers of slutty women … They cause earthquakes!
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity, and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” a leading cleric said during a Friday prayer service in Iran, according to the AP.
Of course! Doesn’t it make perfect sense darlings? Where do we have the most earthquakes? Why … in California! And what else do we have in California?
Megan Fox! Surely tempting poor, defenseless (and apparently brainless and free will-less) men everywhere into debauchery and sin!
Not to mention …
Miley Cyrus and her damnable short skirts!
And we’re not even safe from the elderly female celebs … why just look at this temptress/ harlot!