Mean Betty’s Celebrity Christmas List
’Tis the season! Mean Betty knows just what to get that celebrity on your list.
Darlings, out of the goodness of her heart, in embrace of the beautiful holiday spirit, Mean Betty has toiled tirelessly to compile this list of gifts for some of our nearest and dearest celebrities. Mean Betty hopes Santa is listening!
For Kate Gosselin … a makeover. And a wig.
For Jon Gosselin … a job.
For Brangelina … the number of Octomom’s fertility specialist.
For Blake Lively … a pair of pants. (Perhaps she can share them with Rihanna.)
For Jessica Simpson … a matchmaker.
For John Mayer … a copy of Relationships For Dummies.
For Martha Stewart … this pair of fuzzy handcuffs. To remind her of that special time.
For Lindsay Lohan, celebrity and child savior … a copy of A Simple Path, by Mother Teresa.
Also, this flask disguised as a cell phone (sneaky!).