Mean Betty: "No, Brad, No!”

What has Brad Pitt done with his beard? It must be stopped!

Mean Betty: “No, Brad, No!”

What has Brad Pitt done with his beard? It must be stopped!

-Mean Betty

Brad Pitt with Beard

Doesn’t Brad Pitt know, as a major international heartthrob and, he has certain responsibilities? And number one on that list (well, aside from supplying us with endless Jen vs. Angelina gossip and speculation) is … to look sexy! This billy goat, beaded (as in, there are beads in there), mountain man goatee is simple not going to work for Mean Betty. Not at all.

Truly pets … when God gives you a face like that, why mess with perfection?

Let us get something straight here:

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow = kinda hot.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Brad Pitt with the same pirate beard = not.

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Hmmm … actually, now that Mean Betty mentions it … Mean Betty did read an interesting snippet about Brad’s baby mama Angelina Jolie last night. What was it? Oh yes! It was in OK magazine: “Johnny Depp is Angelina Jolie’s New Leading Man!

Apparently the hottie home wrecker and the perfectly delicious pirate are set to star together in a remake of a French espionage thriller called The Tourist. And we all know what happens when you mix Angelina Jolie + film set + guns and spy stuff + a handsome leading man who has heretofore been in a happy, stable
relationship …

Could this Jack-Sparrow beard situation be Brad’s way of fending off an unhappy ending to his own Angelina story? Is he somehow trying to get Angie used to the scruffy pirate look so she’s immune to the charms of Johnny and his freewheeling ways?

Because let’s be honest, kittens … if anyone can compete with Brad dear it’s Johnny boy!

Stay tuned …

xo,

Mean Betty

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  1. “can compete”? Nobody can compete with Johnny Depp at Captain Jack. He’s the most gorgeous, sexiest character who’s come along in the last 50 years. Brett’s a babe, but he doesn’t …. radiate… the heat…. that makes you want to rebead his forked beard for him after some delighted thrashing that sends beads flying. By the way, did anyone notice in the first POTC movie that the captain’s side and beard beads were always changed from prolonged sequence to prolonged sequence, but you never saw him grooming them? I thought that was a hysterical unmentioned side antic.

    Blonds like Brad just can’t carry off the braids and beads, not the guys, anyway.

    And if Brad doesn’t want to worry about losing Angelina, he’d better cut Aniston off at the knees, as by taking out a double-mid-section ad display in every legitimate newspaper from SF to NYC, or she’ll pretends it’s the tabloids and … keep … sprinkling …. on her obsession. She’s a new breed – TABLOID STALKER!

  2. I hope angie does use her temptress ways to seduce johnny boy- and then all the headlines will read something stupid like “depolie replaces brangelina” for about 2 weeks- and then he dumps her slutty home wrecking ass! and angie will finally be where she belongs- ALONE! Except for all her foreign adopted children, foreign because the US wont let crazy slut idiots adopt children!!! TEAM ANISTON 4EVAH YOU SKANK!

  3. >By the way, did anyone notice in the first POTC movie that the captain’s side and beard beads were always changed from prolonged sequence to prolonged sequence, but you never saw him grooming them? I thought that was a hysterical unmentioned side antic< It was hysterical, it's true. Every new shot and he beads are in different places, but how did they get changed? It's little (mysterious) side effects like that which fill out a character.

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