Week in Review
Mean Betty on Posh Spice, Ugly Betty, Vanessa Hudgens and More
Mean Betty’s highlights of the week in celeb news and gossip
American Idol Goes “Posh”
First Katie Holmes shuffled her way across the So You Think You Can Dance stage, now her BFF Victoria Beckham is going to be a guest judge on American Idol? And what, pray tell, are Posh’s exact qualifications, besides being 1/5 of a one-hit wonder, highly over-produced girl band? On exactly what criteria will she be judging contestants? Most interestingly – what kind of advice will she be doling out?
Victoria Beckham’s formula for becoming famous … for being famous:
1. Never smile in front of paparazzi.
2. Don’t swallow any of your food.
3. Hook up with a buff famous athlete with propensity for appearing in underwear ads.
By the way, no one actually thinks Paula Abdul really isn’t coming back, do they?
Ugly Betty Not Ugly Enough? Really?
Everyone’s getting all nervous that America Ferrera’s character has become too gussied up … thinner eyebrows, color coordinated outfits, oh my! Is she in danger of being mistaken for another, more attractive Betty … perhaps … Mean Betty?
Um, dears, Mean Betty doesn’t really think there’s anything to worry about, hmmm?
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