Mean Betty on Posh Spice, Ugly Betty, Vanessa Hudgens and More

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Week in Review

Mean Betty on Posh Spice, Ugly Betty, Vanessa Hudgens and More

Mean Betty’s highlights of the week in celeb news and gossip

-Mean Betty

Posh SpiceAmerican Idol Goes “Posh”

First Katie Holmes shuffled her way across the So You Think You Can Dance stage, now her BFF Victoria Beckham is going to be a guest judge on American Idol? And what, pray tell, are Posh’s exact qualifications, besides being 1/5 of a one-hit wonder, highly over-produced girl band? On exactly what criteria will she be judging contestants? Most interestingly – what kind of advice will she be doling out?

Victoria Beckham’s formula for becoming famous … for being famous:

1. Never smile in front of paparazzi.

2. Don’t swallow any of your food.

3. Hook up with a buff famous athlete with propensity for appearing in underwear ads.

Voila!

By the way, no one actually thinks Paula Abdul really isn’t coming back, do they?

Ugly Betty Not Ugly Enough? Really?

Everyone’s getting all nervous that America Ferrera’s character has become too gussied up … thinner eyebrows, color coordinated outfits, oh my! Is she in danger of being mistaken for another, more attractive Betty … perhaps … Mean Betty?

Um, dears, Mean Betty doesn’t really think there’s anything to worry about, hmmm?

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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty on Posh Spice, Ugly Betty, Vanessa Hudgens and More

  1. hope_xo says:

    Vanessa! You’re stupid.

  2. Candice says:

    Victoria Beckham guest judging on American Idol? That’s like Simon Cowell “guest singing” for the Spice Girls

  3. Fern says:

    Vanessa is actually brilliant at “accidently” sending out nude photos on the internet to promote herself…

  4. hipstergal23 says:

    ugh why are some celebrities so dumb?

  5. cloo says:

    Wait how was vanessa hudgen’s nude photo leaked? She sent it on her cell phone?

  6. ErinW says:

    Vanessa Hudgens is a mess.

  7. LookitsCynthia says:

    i feel bad for vanessa hudgens, if she really did it when she was younger. she had no idea how big HSM would be or that anyone would care if she took these photos and everyone acts like it’s the worst thing in the world. Hello, a lot of celebrities show more then that posing for mens magazines.

  8. BlackCat says:

    Spice Girls were not a one-hit-wonder. To be a one-hit-wonder requires only having 1 hit single. They had: Wannabe, 2 become 1, Say You’ll be There, Mama, Spice Up Your Life, Too Much… all of these, not to mention their huge cultural impact! Do I really have to go on?

    Mean Betty, please consider changing your name to Idiot Betty, Retarded Betty, Misinformed Betty, Judgemental Betty, or my personal favorite, Dumb-ass Betty.

    Love,
    Bitchy BlackCat

  9. fastest2 says:

    Shut up BlackCat. If you don’t like Betty, leave. We love her, and that’s why we read her. You don’t to come on here and post crap about what she writes. You, however, need to watch the crap you say. Do you have to go on? No. You can go away.

    IdiotCat, RetardedFeline, MisinformedPussy, JudgementalTabby, or my personal favorite, Dumb-ass Bitch.

    Don’t Hate

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