Mean Betty: The Week in Review
Jon Gosselin is a chick magnet, Spencer Pratt has delusions of grandeur, Posh Spice is insecure and Carrie Prejean shouts via email – highlights from the week in celebrity news and gossip, Mean Betty-style.
Jon Gosselin: Sexiest Man Alive?
The first inductee to the Mean Betty Hall of Infamy has turned into a chick magnet and it leaves us struggling for an explanation.
Is it his receding hairline, expanding waistline, man boobs, heavy cigarette habit or inability to hold down a steady job that has women flocking to his side?
The New York Post reported this week that the father-of-eight had a harem at The Mirage in Las Vegas on Monday. “When a bunch of blondes walked by his table on their way to the bar, Jon sprang up and followed them. He ended up buying them several rounds of shots,” Page Six reported. Then he took the ladies to a nightclub where, “the girls kept massaging Jon’s neck and shoulders while giggling.”
Mean Betty thinks she now understands the meaning of the term BLIND DRUNK, and hopes that those poor optically challenged blondes get the help they so desperately need.