Mean Betty Week in Review: Celebs Behaving Badly
In honor of Tiger Woods and the White House Party Crashers, Mean Betty takes a look at the week’s worst offenders in the world of celebrity news and gossip.
Mean Betty quite understands if you weren’t able to pay attention to anyone other than those truly fascinating (in that car accident on the side of the road kind of way, of course) couple known as “The White House Party Crashers” and – of course – dear Tiger Woods. Why, those two alone were enough juice and gossip! But, dear pets, don’t think that just because you were too busy listening to that naughty voicemail from Tiger and trying to decide if the Salahis are actually literally insane and delusional or just really good at pretending to be – there wasn’t plenty going on in the rest of celebriland. Allow Mean Betty to give you the high lowlights!
When Bad Boys Bicker: Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan
Isn’t it so sad when besties fall out? Michael Lohan, having, apparently, no more recordings of his unhappy daughter’s phone calls to peddle, is making the most of his brief friendship with Jon Gosselin once more claw and grasp a little of the spotlight for himself.
The deadbeat dad took himself to Access Hollywood to grouse about Jon Gosselin, who, Lohan cries: “Stabbed me in the back!” Apparently Michael just tried to “open doors” for Jon and “protect him from the paparazzi” (read: profit in some way by glomming on to Jon’s coattails) and got nothing in return. The nerve!
“Jon’s hurt a lot of people in his life, people who cared for him and wanted to help him,” Michael Lohan revealed. “I feel bad for him. I really, really do.”
Aw – isn’t that sweet?
Lohan also told an x17 paparazzo, after meeting with TMZ’s lawyers (Can you keep this all straight, kittens? Try to keep up.) to dish the dirt on his ex-BFF, that Jon Gosselin will never work in TV again. Now them’s fightin’ words!
Meanwhile, Kate Gosselin must be enjoying all this nonsense immensely, as she prepares for her debut on Barbara Walter’s 10 Most Fascinating People list. Success is the best revenge, darling!