Mean Betty Week in Review: Demi Moore's Hip, Mariah's White Kittens and More

From Demi Moore to Jon Gosselin, Kirstie Alley to Carrie Prejean. The week's best celeb news and gossip - Mean Betty style.
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Mean Betty Week in Review: Demi Moore’s Hip, Mariah’s White Kittens and More

From Demi Moore to Jon Gosselin, Kirstie Alley to Carrie Prejean. The week’s best celeb news and gossip – Mean Betty style.

-Mean Betty

Demi Moore and Mariah Carey

W Reins in Demi Moore’s Hip

Demi Moore W

Oh, dear. Demi Moore’s giant left hip is out of control again, and W magazine had no choice but to rein it in when they put her on their December cover. Really darlings, did they have any choice? It was Photoshop or bust, the way Mean Betty sees it. Shame on the blogosphere for inciting an uproar! Yes, there is a jagged line where Demi’s thigh should glide easily up to her hip, but Mean Betty knows there are times when there is nothing you can do but take an eraser to an image to save it from causing mass disgust. Thank you, W, for saving us all from the horror of Demi Moore’s “wide” hips!

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Jon Gosselin and Kate Major’s “Love Note”

Jon Gosselin and Kate Major

Pets, in case you haven’t heard the latest in the never-ending Jon and Kate Gosselin saga, some sort of weird love note / contract hybrid has been entered into evidence in the TLC vs. Jon Gosslin lawsuit. The contents of the scrawled missive? A questionable employment agreement between Jon Gosselin and Kate Major – remember her? Within the charming document Jon, ever the Casanova, declared, “I, Jon Gosselin, will employ Kate Major as a personal assistant.” (Sigh. The stuff of fairytales.) Kate, in turn, wrote, “Jon and I will not comment publicly about our relationship.” (Sigh. And … ooops!)

Jon Gosselin and Kate Major contract

Dear Jon and Other Kate:

Mean Betty is really a softie at heart, and knows there is nothing more romantic than putting your love for another person on paper. And in this day and age, it’s almost a lost art form. Cheers to you good old-fashioned lovebirds for trying to revive it!

However, when your “love note” is actually some sort of sketchy employment “contract” and includes statements like, “She will receive a percentage of accounts for payment based upon involvement,” it is best to have an attorney take a gander at it before signing off.

Most sincerely,

Mean Betty

PS – Kittens, did you hear that giant ca-ching!?? It’s the sound of a thousand lawyers dreaming of the money they might be able to procure on Miss Kate Major’s behalf.


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty Week in Review: Demi Moore's Hip, Mariah's White Kittens and More

  1. khc1114 says:

    You couldn’t make up stories like the Carrie-Shauna one!

  2. Julia1057 says:

    Demi Moore is so beautiful as is!! Are they kidding?? As for Jon Gosselin and Joe Francis…maybe there is a special island we can send them to??

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