Mean Betty: Why Elin Can’t Go Back to Tiger!
10 Reasons Elin simply must not forgive Tiger Woods. For reals.
Kittens. Mean Betty knows Mean Betty is often funny (hilarious even!) and tends to make lots of jokes (the celebs, they just set themselves up for it) but about today’s topic Mean Betty is dead serious. Mean Betty just had a perfectly good latte ruined whilst reading about the current Vanity Fair expose of Tiger Woods, his transgressions and his tramps… and darlings, Elin Woods simply must NOT take this man back. He makes poor old John Edwards look like an absolute saint. Jesse James? A mere dilettante. (Side note: Jesse has apparently checked into “sex addiction rehab” – what a surprise.)
Tiger though – if even half the details in the VF article are true, then he is just beyond the beyond and Elin simply HAS to walk away from him. Here are 10 reasons why (as if she needed any more):
1. There are “arty” naked photos of his “women” in Vanity Fair. This is something no wife should have to bear.
2. EVERYONE KNEW! Despite saying otherwise and making it seem like he carried on his cheating shrouded in secrecy, Tiger enlisted help in making his “meetings” from a wide circle of people, all of whom knew Elin. Woods’s mistress, lingerie model Jamie Jungers says, “Every time I would fly out to see [Tiger] or schedule itineraries or anything, I would always go through Bryon [Bell],” Woods’s childhood friend and the president of Tiger Woods Design.
3. There is an anecdote involving pre-match sex with this woman:
… a tampon, and a parking lot. You can go find it for yourself – like a gory little Easter egg hunt!
Truly, this alone should be reason enough for divorce court.
4. Speaking of waitress Mindy Lawton, of the tampon incident above, his first hook-up with her took place IN HIS FAMILY HOME, in the kitchen. The New York Post has a copy of the magazine, and reports that Lawton reveals Tiger was “unbuttoning [my blouse] as he was kissing,” adding that they ended up naked on his kitchen floor amid “fine porcelain tile and brushed stainless-steel appliances.”
5. And a last note on Mindy Lawton … Tiger first met her while dining with Elin.