Mean Betty’s Worst Dressed at the 2010 Oscars
It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it … bring you all the misses from the Academy Awards red carpet.
Ah the Oscars. The glam, the glitz, the … mysteriously awful clothing choices. Isn’t it fun, kittens? Mean Betty would like to thank the following people for keeping Mean Betty awake during the general snooze-fest that was the 82nd Annual Academy Awards.
The poor dear looks as if she’s wearing a giant poofy plant from the planet Pandora. Or some sort of alien creature emerging reluctantly from a cocoon. Crotch slits are so Vegas, darling, Givenchy or not. And someone forgot to tell the top of your dress what the bottom half was up to.
Paging Morticia Addams! Shudder. Faith, you’re much too much of a golden girl to go Goth at this stage in the game. Your alarmingly white teeth betray you. Also, Mean Betty’s Sicilian Great Grandmother called — she wants her tablecloth back.