Mean Betty on Amy Winehouse’s Breasts
Just another little celebrity makeover. Mean Betty wants to know … has Amy Winehouse heard of the Miracle Bra?
Have you heard, pets? Breast implants are the new hair extensions! None other than golden girl Amy Winehouse has gone under the knife to get herself a brand new rack. An ever so discreet worker at the clinic told The Sun: “She looks amazing, like a new woman. Amy told us she wanted a new look – it’s all part of her fresh start for her big comeback.”
In case you’re wondering, what comeback? – Amy appeared on Britain’s Strictly Come Dancing Saturday night as a backup singer for her goddaughter. Bring on the Gold Records!
A patient at the London clinic where Amy reportedly dropped $55K for her “new look” says she saw Amy staggering around the clinic “in a daze, humming under her breath. She had tubes hanging out of her bust …” She says Amy told her, “I’ve had a boob job. I ‘ad ’em done for Strictly. I wanted to look my best and I’m sick of stuffing hankies down my bra.”
Well, Mean Betty can see how one would get tired of that!
The helpful co-patient went on to say, “It was hilarious … she was struggling to string a sentence together. I’ll be amazed if she can sing on TV. She seemed in a hell of a state – completely out of it.”
How unusual for Amy Winehouse, hmm pets?
Amy, dear, when one is attempting to fill out, it can be helpful to try a diet consisting of more than liquid and smoke. Just a helpful hint.