Mean Betty on Celebrity Look-Alike Sperm

A California sperm bank is offering emissions from celebrity look-alikes. Here's your chance to have a little Shiloh Jolie-Pitt or Brooklyn Beckham of your very own.
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Mean Betty on Celebrity Look-Alike Sperm

A California sperm bank is offering emissions from celebrity look-alikes. Here’s your chance to have a little Shiloh Jolie-Pitt or Brooklyn Beckham of your very own.

-Mean Betty

Dreaming of Celebrity Genes: Donor-Look-Alike-Sperm-Bank Comes to NYC

Just when Mean Betty thought she’d heard everything … along comes this link in her inbox from a friendly soul: Dreaming of Celebrity Genes: Donor–Look-alike Sperm Bank Comes to NYC.

Mean Betty has only one thing to say:

It’s about time!

After all, let’s be real. Sure we may act like we care about pesky little details like, oh, say … intelligence and genetic health … but what we REALLY want are PRETTY babies, right pets? And who more beautiful and worthy of procreating than our hallowed celebrities? Truly – isn’t it a wonder no one thought of this before? Tell Mean Betty, truly, don’t you want a baby that looks just like Brad Pitt?

Brad Pitt

Of course this brilliant little operation got its start in Los Angeles, Ground Zero of fake beauty worship and celebrity devotion. According to New York magazine, once California Cryobank launched their celebrity look-alike feature, their Web site “was inundated by inquiries (300 percent more than usual).” No surprise there!


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  1. I heart Mean Betty for bringing us the most up-to-date important info we NEED! Best line: “nor should you assume that your future children will look like any celebrity listed.”

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