Mean Betty on Cougars, Cruises, and Mrs. Robinson
Cougars are roaming wild – but not on the high seas!
Astonishing. The Cougar backlash has begun and it’s started on the high seas! Or something like that … Mean Betty reads that Carnival Cruise Lines has turned away CougarEvents.com after they wanted to repeat their 300-strong “Cougars and Cubs” cruise event. Mean Betty can only imagine what must have gone on during the first event to make the Carnival executives come to such a rash decision.
And more importantly, does this mean that our dear Hollywood cougars have to fear exclusion from cruise ships? What if Susan Sarandon has a hankering for the Caribbean? What if Madonna wants to take Jesus for 10 days of R&R? (And of course by that Mean Betty means romping and rolling.) Mean Betty sees that Carnival competitor Royal Caribbean has picked up the Second International Cougar Cruise for now (it sails in May, in case you want to mark your calendars) … but what will happen once they realize what they’ve done – at sea with a boatful of predatory, Botoxed women in bikinis, their testosterone-filled prey, and an open bar?
You know … come to think of it … Mean Betty is sure there must be a reality producer who’d be willing to foot the bill for private cougars and cubs cruise event. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher can host and Tweet the whole thing!