Mean Betty on Elton John’s “Gay” Jesus and Other Celeb Quotes
From Kim Kardashian to Courtney Love, sometimes it’s better to let celebrities speak for themselves!
Oh those celebrities – don’t they just say the darndest things? There was such a plethora of amusing and fascinating quotes from this week, Mean Betty just had to share…
“Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man.”
-Elton John in Parade Magazine
Well now that’s sure to hardly get any attention.
Sir Elton continues: “On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving.”
Hmm. Mean Betty is familiar with the parts about compassion and forgiveness, but sexual orientation? Mean Betty is not exactly sure where Elton found hints about Jesus’ sexual orientation within the Christian narrative, but perhaps he has some deeper insight he’d like to share. Either way, the message of love and forgiveness is a good one – are you listening, Lohan Family?
“I’m allergic to vagina.”
-Poor Robert Pattinson in Details.
Mean Betty knows, we already talked about this earlier in the week, but new photos from the shoot have been released, like this one above. Just imagine the torment poor Rob is going through!