Mean Betty on Hailey Glassman, Class Act
Jon’s ex-girlfriend dons pink undies, makes accusations about his tiny Gosselin. Mean Betty reports.
Congratulations to Hailey Glassman! Mean Betty is thrilled to announce Hailey is the recipient of this week’s Trashiest of the Trashy Award, an honor Mean Betty is sure Hailey will cherish always. Yes, pets, with her Lady Gaga meets Pebbles from the Flintstones magazine cover and the bean-spilling she does in the accompanying article, Mean Betty feels it’s safe to say that this lovely lady has out-trashed all the current sex scandal and reality characters – truly a feat!
The issue of Steppin’ Out, which comes out February 17 (just in time to perk up all those bitter Valentine’s Day hangovers!), promises to be a real delight, and a lesson to all sophisticated women on how to behave after a break-up. Of course, the juiciest tidbit is already being heralded from website to website … Hailey’s revelation that Jon dear has, well, some very serious shortcomings.
But we really can’t believe everything she says, right?
According to Us magazine, Glassman, 23, delves into graphic, alleged detail about having sex with the poor Jon. “He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me,” quoth she. “He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy … I’m serious. This is true.”
Forgive dears, Mean Betty is generally opposed to shorthand, but … LOL!
Hailey claims that “anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny.” And for the classy icing on the classy cake, Hailey reveals she “would laugh about it with my mom.”
Ah, some good, old-fashioned mother-daughter bonding.
Mean Betty simply cannot wait to see if Kate Gosselin has a comment on the matter. And Jon… well … it could go two ways. He could take the high road and refuse to comment. Or he’ll take the low road (with which he’s so comfortable), and … brace yourselves at the though, pets … decide to prove Hailey wrong.
Now there’s a disconcerting notion.
As for Miss Glassman, well, isn’t it obvious darlings? A television career awaits!
Congratulations Hailey … you’ve really out-shone the bright shiny stars of tasteless public figures. Your mother must be so proud!