Mean Betty on Hailey Glassman, Class Act

Jon's ex-girlfriend dons pink undies, makes accusations about his tiny Gosselin. Mean Betty reports.

Mean Betty on Hailey Glassman, Class Act

Jon’s ex-girlfriend dons pink undies, makes accusations about his tiny Gosselin. Mean Betty reports.

-Mean Betty

Hailey Glassman

Congratulations to Hailey Glassman! Mean Betty is thrilled to announce Hailey is the recipient of this week’s Trashiest of the Trashy Award, an honor Mean Betty is sure Hailey will cherish always. Yes, pets, with her Lady Gaga meets Pebbles from the Flintstones magazine cover and the bean-spilling she does in the accompanying article, Mean Betty feels it’s safe to say that this lovely lady has out-trashed all the current sex scandal and reality characters – truly a feat!

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The issue of Steppin’ Out, which comes out February 17 (just in time to perk up all those bitter Valentine’s Day hangovers!), promises to be a real delight, and a lesson to all sophisticated women on how to behave after a break-up. Of course, the juiciest tidbit is already being heralded from website to website … Hailey’s revelation that Jon dear has, well, some very serious shortcomings.

But we really can’t believe everything she says, right?

Three inches?

According to Us magazine, Glassman, 23, delves into graphic, alleged detail about having sex with the poor Jon. “He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me,” quoth she. “He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy … I’m serious. This is true.”

Forgive dears, Mean Betty is generally opposed to shorthand, but … LOL!

Hailey claims that “anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny.” And for the classy icing on the classy cake, Hailey reveals she “would laugh about it with my mom.”

Ah, some good, old-fashioned mother-daughter bonding.

Mean Betty simply cannot wait to see if Kate Gosselin has a comment on the matter. And Jon… well … it could go two ways. He could take the high road and refuse to comment. Or he’ll take the low road (with which he’s so comfortable), and … brace yourselves at the though, pets … decide to prove Hailey wrong.

Now there’s a disconcerting notion.

As for Miss Glassman, well, isn’t it obvious darlings? A television career awaits!

Congratulations Hailey … you’ve really out-shone the bright shiny stars of tasteless public figures. Your mother must be so proud!

xo,

Mean Betty

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9 thoughts on “Mean Betty on Hailey Glassman, Class Act

  1. hope_xo says:

    No she didn’t …

  2. PiNKgirl says:

    She’s absolutely 100% ridiculous.

    I don’t care who you are, but talking publicly about anything like this, that’s just low (even if it is Hailey & Jon)

  3. amber_gurl says:

    This is disguting! They both are low lifes so, it doesn’t surprise me she resorts to this kind of thing. I love how she show cases her blatant ignorance in her statement “He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me,” Um, if he’s cheating on his wife with you, he will cheat on you with someone else! What a nasty no class moron!

  4. mannequin says:

    gosh, they act like trailer people from down under.

  5. Sgt Heart says:

    Well said to all. She must be use to pickels.

  6. TinaDH says:

    He must of known how to use that thang if she stayed with him…would anyone here stay witg a man that could not satisify you?

  7. TinaDH says:

    He must of known how to use that thang if she stayed with him…would anyone here stay witg a man that could not satisify you?

  8. lmsclowns says:

    Queen of “UGH!”

  9. Jinxy says:

    I think Hailey said that Jon told her Kate’s nickname for “it” was stubby. That made me laugh. All this proves is that Kate is by far the better parent and the less time Jon is around the kids he just sold to TLC for an income, the better off the kids will be. Thank God he’s more interested in banging 22 year olds than he is in parenting!

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