Mean Betty on Heidi Montag, Ready for Playboy
The plastic princess is ready for her close-up!
Good news everyone! Heidi Montag has apparently sufficiently recovered from her brutal total body overhaul and is ready to grace the pages of Playboy yet again! It’s good to see her personality didn’t get tweaked along with her chin, boobs, butt, nose, etc.
Apparently being looked at like a “zoo animal” by her own mother wasn’t satisfying enough for the 23-year-old Heidi. It appears she craves maximum exposure for her Barbie Doll meet Circus Freak reality act.
Heidi, accompanied by a bearded Spencer, tottered onto a red carpet Saturday night in Las Vegas and told RadarOnline, “I am doing Playboy again… soon, very soon.” She elaborated, “I cannot wait to show off my new assets, I am very excited.”
And show them off she will – in all their plastic glory, as sources say this shoot will be fully nude. Heidi, ever a class act, is thought to be considering a shower scene.
But don’t get the wrong idea here – Heidi may be ready to show off her current mutation, however that doesn’t mean she’s done going under the knife. No, those giant breasts of hers aren’t quite Dolly Parton enough for Heidi – she wants them even bigger.
“I would like to get my breasts re-done because I couldn’t get them the size I wanted because they couldn’t fit,” she explains.
Mean Betty just needs to stop thinking about that. Mean Betty is prone to nightmares.
Of course, Heidi’s not ALL silicone and fakeness – why, she’s a veritable little Dalai Lama. The Dalai Heidi! Quoth she, “It is who you are on the inside that really matters, this is just the shell at the end of the day.”
So true, so wise.
At the end of the interview, Heidi tells us how her dear husband filled their Vegas hotel room with rose petals, balloons, and “Frederick’s of Hollywood” lingerie … at which point Spencer (and his dreadful fuzzy beard) interrupted to say there are some photos as well … that they, apparently will be sharing with us all. “It’ll be our Valentine present to you all,”’ smiles Heidi (as much as she can smile, given that a portion of her face is still immobile). Now if that’s not just pure generosity, why Mean Betty doesn’t know what is.
UPDATE: Oh joy! A Socialite Life now has the full set of Heidi does Vegas porn star photos.
Here’s a peek at Speidi’s gift to us all:
Look out Brangelina, you just might have a rival for “Wise, Generous Famous Couple of the Year!”