Mean Betty on “Hero” Heidi Montag’s Mother’s Day Gift
This brave and generous young woman now wants to share the gift of plastic surgery with her mother!
Dearest pets, with all the unpleasant news we hear about celebrities and their antics (See: yesterday’s note on “The Terrible Taylor Momsens”), it’s just so very refreshing to read about a brave, generous, role model like sweet Heidi “The Hero” Montag.
Here is a young woman who not only completely warped and changed her face and body, but who now wants to give this gift of plastic transformation to her mother! Isn’t that just the sweetest thing?
Forget all that nonsense you heard abut Heidi’s mom being “horrified” by her daughter’s epic bout of surgery that rendered her unrecognizable (and, Mean Betty must point out, certainly no longer looking like either of her parents). Au contraire! Heidi told Nightline on Tuesday night that her mom was totally cool with it.
“She says, ‘Whatever makes you happy,’” Heidi said. “And ‘Great,’ and, ‘I could definitely see your boobs looking incredible bigger,’ and you know, my mom’s very … supportive about whatever makes you happy in life.”
As well she should be! After all, it was Heidi’s own plastic surgeon, the dashing Dr. Frank Ryan (and by “dashing” Mean Betty means “wow look his forehead doesn’t move at all when he talks”) who reminded us that his little guinea pig patient Heidi is “kind of a hero” for being open about her surgeries.
In fact – he doesn’t stop there – telling RadarOnline.com, “Frankly I am a little bit too.”
Frankly you are! Tell Mean Betty kittens, WHAT is more heroic than slicing a chunk off your chin, blowing your boobs up several times their natural size, pinning your ears back, and injecting poison here and sucking fat out there – and then not lying about it? Why, nothing!
And now Heidi wants to share this gift with her mama. She says, “ …For Mother’s Day, I have to ask Dr. Frank Ryan if he’ll do the mommy makeover.”
Isn’t that just the sweetest thing?
Mean Betty presumes Heidi Montag is planning to give her children the gift of plastic surgery as well … seeing as how they won’t look a thing like their Barbie Doll mother.