Mean Betty on Jersey Shore Goes to Fashion Week

Plus: Snooki's dreadful makeover.
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Mean Betty on Jersey Shore Goes to Fashion Week

Plus: Snooki’s dreadful makeover.

-Mean Betty

Jersey Shore

Poor Anna Wintour – she must be turning over in her grave! Oh wait, that’s right, she’s not actually dead, she just resembles a cardboard corpse … well never mind, the poor hungry thing must be doing the living version of grave-turning-over. Have you heard the news? The cast of Jersey Shore is planning to descend upon New York Fashion Week like a plague of tanned, fist-pumping locusts!

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According to the New York Post, “That means the MTV reality stars, including JWoww, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Ronnie Ortis-Magro and Vinnie Guadagnino could be plopping down beside fashion’s elite and A-list stars.”

Mean Betty can’t wait! Can’t you just see it, kittens? Victoria Beckham rubbing elbows with Snooki? Reporters rushing past Lindsay Lohan and her magical leggings in their haste to get to The Situation’s bare abs? Some poor publicist trying to explain to Vera Wang and Tommy Hilfiger just exactly what a “bumpit” is and what it’s doing in their front rows?

“They should dress exactly the way they always do and not change a hair or hair gel or tone down the tan,” said Allure‘s editor-in-chief, Linda Wells. “They’re perfect as is.” Of course Linda! Mean Betty couldn’t agree more. Let’s keep our sideshow circus clowns as amusing as possible – we certainly don’t want them overreaching themselves.

A perfect example of that dreaded toning down is Snooki’s Big Makeover, premiering Thursday night on Inside Edition (and if that’s not some hard-hitting news Mean Betty doesn’t know what is!). The Huffington Post calls it “Snooki’s TASTEFUL Makeover” … Mean Betty calls it an abomination!

Of this first look Snooki said, “I feel like my grandmother.”


That’s because you look like one! Pantsuit + Snooki = No.

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  1. WHY in the hell does the media and people in general keep giving these wannabe guidos/guidettes so much publicity? Is there ANY reason whatsoever any one of them should be allowed to attend Fashion Week? I’m a huge fan of Custo Barcelona, but I may have purchase my last piece of CB clothing if they’re going to promote these gel-crusted, alcohol soaked, orange-colored skanks.

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