Mean Betty on Jesse James’ Alleged Tattoo Lady Mistress
Yet another trashy woman trying to get her 15 minutes at another woman’s expense. How delightful!
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee … how to put this delicately? You make Mean Betty sick. Oh no, darling, it’s not your lovely tattoos that so delightfully cover most of your body. And it’s not even the affair you say you carried on with Sandra Bullock’s husband. What really makes Mean Betty’s stomach turn is your revolting attempt to turn the suffering of a fellow woman into a PR opportunity for your tattooed self.
According to In Touch Weekly’s current cover story, motorcycle guy Jesse James carried on an “11-month affair, including five weeks of sex” with “Bombshell” while Sandra was filming the role that earned her an Academy Award. It’s pretty hard to believe that anyone in his right mind would cheat on the beautiful Sandra Bullock with a circus sideshow, but there you have it. Poor “Bombshell” says Jesse fed her some vague story that he and Sandra were separated, and that was enough for her to hop into bed onto his couch (classy!) with him.
“I asked him, ‘What’s going on with you and Sandra?’ He said, ‘She doesn’t live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, and I can’t talk about it,’” “Bombshell” reveals to In Touch.
There are many more unpleasant details, such as “Bombshell’s” lovely nickname for Jesse – “Vanilla Gorilla” – but Mean Betty will spare you. You can go read them anywhere. But the real question is … WHY did she have to go and tell her story to In Touch? Why now? Why break another woman’s heart like that, so grossly, in public? And in the wake of such a happy moment in Sandra’s life, the truly sweet and heartfelt words of her acceptance speech she directed at her husband still ringing in our ears?
Oh, Mean Betty supposes we can’t really blame “Bombshell” – it’s not as if she invented the technique. As busy a life as she must lead, what with deciding where to put her next tattoo (real estate is getting scarce!) and posing for pin-up shots, it can’t have escaped her attention that a pathway to fame these days is as the Other Woman. Just look at all the face-time Tiger’s hordes of classless mistresses have been enjoying – how’s that Access Hollywood gig coming, Rachel Uchitel? And of course Rielle Hunter’s CLASS ACT spread in GQ – that must make every fame-whore mistress’s heart go pitter-patter! Oh, and dear little Ashley Dupre, paid to have sex with another woman’s (icky) husband – why her career is going great guns! Soon men all over the world can have the pleasure of seeing Eliot Spitzer’s hooker in Playboy – an honor for which Ashley almost went up in flames when her hair caught fire on the shoot. Ah, the price of fame!
Listen, kittens. Mean Betty knows if this torrid little tale is true, then Jesse James is, quite simply, a pig. (And possibly blind?) But that’s between him and his wife, whatever feeling we might have about it. But taking your miserable, trashy story to the cover of a tabloid weekly – out of spite or jealousy or just plain old publicity-hunger … that makes Mean Betty’s blood boil.
But what exactly does Miss “Bombshell” hope to accomplish by this sad little tell-all? Does she not get enough attention already? Mean Betty can see how she’d really blend into a crowd – especially when she wears her hair back and displays her “Pray for Us Sinners” forehead tattoo. Is being a part time hairdressers / stripper / tattoo model and gracing the cover of Tattoo not enough? Perhaps she’d like a reality show?? Or a turn on Oprah’s couch? Or is just being forever linked to Sandra Bullock going to be enough for her, clinging pathetically to the coattails of another woman’s hard-earned success, fame and fortune.
In closing, Mean Betty would like to note “Bombshell” calls herself an “evil c–t” on her own website. Mean Betty couldn’t agree more, and if her story about Jesse James is true, they deserve each other. And finally, Mean Betty wouldn’t blame Sandra a bit if she found a good use for her Oscar, involving Jesse’s thick skull!