Jesse “I’ll Be Your Monkey” James
Mistress #3 is a young lady photographer named Brigitte Daguerre, who took it upon herself to inform TMZ.com that she slept with Jesse James a mere four times but has hundreds of naughty text messages from him. Certainly something Mean Betty would love to be known for! Apparently most of the texts were pretty graphic – among the milder was one where Jesse declared, “I’ll be your monkey.”
He certainly knows himself.
The first woman to jump on the bandwagon after Michelle McGee dropped her “bombshell” was another tattooed stripped, Melissa Smith, who chose to share her story with the world via Star Magazine. She tells a lovely tale of how Jesse reached out to her on MySpace a year after he married Sandra Bullock. And, as these things do, one thing led to another – or rather – to Jesse’s nasty office couch.
Fun fact: Melissa Smith went to jail last year for driving drunk and beating up a cop!
Fun Fact #2: Melissa is now officially looking for a “Sugar Daddy!” The poor dear has a profile on the website SugarBaby.com declaring her need for a man to “spoil” her – ie: pay off her “house note.”
Mean Betty could not make this stuff up.
That’s about it for now darlings. Of course, if you need any details about Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, you can read Mean Betty’s thorough analysis here.
Sigh. You’re probably wondering how Mean Betty can stand to sort through all theese sordid details in her selfless effort to serve you. It’s a tough job, darlings, but someone has to do it!