Mean Betty on John Mayer’s Dating Hiatus
Say it ain’t so, John! Mean Betty reports.
Darling pets, Mean Betty has some terrible, terrible news. Are you sitting down?
John Mayer is … it’s almost too difficult to type this … taking a BREAK FROM DATING.
Mean Betty knows. It’s a travesty of the first order. How is Johnny boy supposed to come up with entertaining Tweets and passive-aggressive song lyrics – let alone provide us with highly entertaining paparazzi videos in which he expounds on his current ex-girlfriend – without a love interest to publicly torment? How? HOW??!
The guitar-playing Casanova put on a reindeer sweater and went on Ellen Degeneres’ show yesterday to say, “Yeah, I’m a little freaked out about dating … So, I’m just going to let time pass and just do my thing.”