Mean Betty on Jon Gosselin’s Career Plans
Could reconciliation be in the works for Jon + Kate? Mean Betty can’t wait to find out.
Well, well, well pets …. What have we here? A remarkable coincidence in celebrity LalaLand! On the very same day that Mean Betty hears the new Jon and Kate Plus 8 equation will be minus one JON (that’s Kate Plus 8, for those of you who aren’t so great at math), she also reads that the debonair daddy is trying to … wait for it … STALL HIS DIVORCE.
Yes my lovelies, PopEater.com reports that Jon dear told In Touch Weekly: “I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated … I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.” He’s filed paperwork looking to stall the divorce for 90 days “to regain control over the future of our family.”
Oh Jon darling … let us not speak of poor judgment. Why, we mustn’t be too harsh on ourselves. Must we? What’s a few trashy girlfriends, a bachelor pad in NYC, a sleazy trip to St. Tropez (to name but a few acts of “poor judgment”) among friends, hmmm?
The more cynical among us may suspect the move to forestall divorce might have just a teensy bit to do with the fact that Kate Plus 8 equals Jon minus a very big paycheck (there’s that pesky math again!). And we all know $400 Gucci shoes don’t grow on trees. Not to mention — If Jon’s not on TV, how will he be able to keep his younger chick magnet status? Oh the conundrum! Need TV fame to get chicks; need wife to be on TV!