Mean Betty on Jon Gosselin's Career Plans

Could reconciliation be in the works for Jon + Kate? Mean Betty can't wait to find out.
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Mean Betty on Jon Gosselin’s Career Plans

Could reconciliation be in the works for Jon + Kate? Mean Betty can’t wait to find out.

-Mean Betty

Jon and Kate Gosselin

Well, well, well pets …. What have we here? A remarkable coincidence in celebrity LalaLand! On the very same day that Mean Betty hears the new Jon and Kate Plus 8 equation will be minus one JON (that’s Kate Plus 8, for those of you who aren’t so great at math), she also reads that the debonair daddy is trying to … wait for it … STALL HIS DIVORCE.

Yes my lovelies, reports that Jon dear told In Touch Weekly: “I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated … I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.” He’s filed paperwork looking to stall the divorce for 90 days “to regain control over the future of our family.”

Oh Jon darling … let us not speak of poor judgment. Why, we mustn’t be too harsh on ourselves. Must we? What’s a few trashy girlfriends, a bachelor pad in NYC, a sleazy trip to St. Tropez (to name but a few acts of “poor judgment”) among friends, hmmm?

The more cynical among us may suspect the move to forestall divorce might have just a teensy bit to do with the fact that Kate Plus 8 equals Jon minus a very big paycheck (there’s that pesky math again!). And we all know $400 Gucci shoes don’t grow on trees. Not to mention — If Jon’s not on TV, how will he be able to keep his younger chick magnet status? Oh the conundrum! Need TV fame to get chicks; need wife to be on TV! 

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  1. Oh, pleaseeee …
    Jon you are so pathetic. So, so pathetic. For the love of god, open your eyes – You’re a father of 8 children. I’m so happy TLC cut him off, it should be the biggest reality check of his life.

  2. He is gross, unattractive to the max, and extremely pathetic. I hope Kate is smart enough to kick his a$$ right back to the curb and not allow the divorce to be stalled.

  3. I find this man sooo incredibly vile & pathetic. Also, he’s not a help to Ed Hardy’s brand at all, I stopped my boyfriend from buying a Hardy shirt because I didn’t want him to remind me of this doofus.

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