Week in Review
Mean Betty on Jon Gosselin, Madonna, Sting’s Sex Life, and Classy Celeb Parents
Highlights from the week in celebrity news and gossip, Mean Betty style.
And You’re Surprised, Why???
So now class act Kate Major, former tabloid reporter and Jon Gosselin ex-“girlfriend” (to put it nicely), is spilling the beans about what a “dirtbag” the father of eight is. Really? Mean Betty never would have guessed!
Kate II revealed to Life and Style magazine:
“Jon said he couldn’t be seen having a girlfriend, so he told me to drive to a neighbor’s house after midnight, when the kids were asleep … He said he’d pick me up on his four-wheeler, take me to his house and drop me off again at 6 a.m.
“I was shocked and said, ‘No, I don’t feel right doing that. What if the kids wake up?’ He was like, ‘They’re not going to notice, they’re not going to see anything.’ He wasn’t nervous about it – I was.”
Ah young love … so sweet … just warms the cockles of Mean Betty’s cold, cold heart. A veritable Prince Charming, shuttling his 26-year-old bleach blonde bootie-call to and fro in his four-wheeler, whilst his EIGHT CHILDREN SLEEP SOUNDLY.
If that’s not the stuff of Disney happily-ever-after dreams, well, then what is?
A little tip to Miss Kate Major (whom Mean Betty is sure has a shining reality TV career ahead of her … these days the 15-minute rule seems to have flown out the pop culture window, alas): When a married man sneaks you over in the middle of the night to have sex while his children slumber unawares, don’t be surprised when he tosses you aside for an even younger, trashier girl. And truly, truly don’t be surprised when he finally ditches you with a text message reading, “Do not contact me again.”
In other Jon-as-DB news, as BettyConfidential.com reported a couple of weeks back, Jon is sniffing around another reality show, to be called Divorced Dad’s Club.
Mean Betty can think of a few different names for that reality show.
Next: The love of Madonna’s life