Mean Betty on Jon Gosselin, Madonna, Sting's Sex Life, and Classy Celeb Parents

Mean Betty on Jon Gosselin, Madonna, Sting's Sex Life, and Classy Celeb Parents
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Mean Betty on Jon Gosselin, Madonna, Sting’s Sex Life, and Classy Celeb Parents

Highlights from the week in celebrity news and gossip, Mean Betty style.

-Mean Betty

And You’re Surprised, Why???

Jon Gosselin Kate Major

So now class act Kate Major, former tabloid reporter and Jon Gosselin ex-“girlfriend” (to put it nicely), is spilling the beans about what a “dirtbag” the father of eight is. Really? Mean Betty never would have guessed!

Kate II revealed to Life and Style magazine:

“Jon said he couldn’t be seen having a girlfriend, so he told me to drive to a neighbor’s house after midnight, when the kids were asleep … He said he’d pick me up on his four-wheeler, take me to his house and drop me off again at 6 a.m.

“I was shocked and said, ‘No, I don’t feel right doing that. What if the kids wake up?’ He was like, ‘They’re not going to notice, they’re not going to see anything.’ He wasn’t nervous about it – I was.”

Ah young love … so sweet … just warms the cockles of Mean Betty’s cold, cold heart. A veritable Prince Charming, shuttling his 26-year-old bleach blonde bootie-call to and fro in his four-wheeler, whilst his EIGHT CHILDREN SLEEP SOUNDLY.

If that’s not the stuff of Disney happily-ever-after dreams, well, then what is?

A little tip to Miss Kate Major (whom Mean Betty is sure has a shining reality TV career ahead of her … these days the 15-minute rule seems to have flown out the pop culture window, alas): When a married man sneaks you over in the middle of the night to have sex while his children slumber unawares, don’t be surprised when he tosses you aside for an even younger, trashier girl. And truly, truly don’t be surprised when he finally ditches you with a text message reading, “Do not contact me again.”

In other Jon-as-DB news, as  reported a couple of weeks back, Jon is sniffing around another reality show, to be called Divorced Dad’s Club.


Mean Betty can think of a few different names for that reality show.

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  1. Oh, I can’t take it anymore – Jon Gosselin is terrible. Are we the least bit surprised his tabloid ex-g/f thinks he’s a dirtbag & printed it in a magazine? No.

  2. I just hope that neither of the nasty skanks ever have a chance to be on any show. Who wants to see them? They won’t make it if nobody watches. I refuse to watch people like that! They won’t get a nickel because of me! He is pretty stupid to pick trashy women and cheating will come back to bite him!

  3. “Billy Ray Cyrus, who took to Access Hollywood to defend his daughter’s cavorting with a stripper pole … ‘You know what? I just think that Miley loves entertaining people….’ ”

    Reading this, it just struck me to wonder: Why does anyone want to “entertain” others with their barely concealed sexual parts?

  4. Just as Miley/Hannah Montana was about ready to explode into what it is now on the Disney Channel, I remember an interview that the Cyrus’ did w/Datelne or Barbara Walters, and good ol’ Billy Ray said that he repeatedly showed Miley covers of other young starlets on how NOT to ruin her career. Apparently, he has now changed his mind, and he is taking the low road like Joe Simpson did with Jessica and pushing his 16 yr. old child towards the old addage that “sex sells”. With Billy Ray now pushing the 9 yr. old to the spotlight, where is mama Cyrus’ opinion in all of this? Oh I know!!! Same page as her hubby….standing ovation after the stripper poll dance in front of millions!

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