Week in Review
Mean Betty on Jon Gosselin, Octomom, Obama Style and More
Highlights from the week!
Jon Gosselin … It’s All Fake, Right?
Tell Mean Betty, pets, have the producers at TLC hired Jerry Springer to secretly consult on the debacle that is Jon and Kate? Is he secretly behind the recent descent into white trash mania? Mean Betty wants to know! Surely there has to be someone behind all the latest developments, right? Some evil ratings genius? Please tell Mean Betty that Jon Gosselin is not REALLY and truly publicly dating that woman he’s been seen with? The one with the police mug shot and the trashy photos on Facebook? The 22-year-old publicity whore? He did not really, of his own volition, travel to St Tropez with her and frolic on a yacht that has some mysterious connection to tacky-chic designer Ed Hardy, did he?
OctomomTM Sees Dead People
So now OctomomTM, who has sadly been out of the limelight for a while (that’s right, dear, it’s called 15 minutes for a reason), claims that her Octo-House is Haunted!
In an exclusive (and yes, bizarre) new interview with RadarOnline.com, Nadya [Suleman] says a few days ago, she heard a soft whisper saying “mommy.”
Um, my dear, that was probably one of your 87 children. Mean Betty is sure it’s hard to keep track of them all – it’s no wonder one of them snuck up on you and caught you by surprise.
Those Brilliant Brits!
Who would have thought it – the Brits, who famously invented the Victorian age-o-repression, have figured out a devilishly clever scheme to put kids off sex! Amazing isn’t it? According to the London Times Online:
A National Health Service leaflet is advising school pupils that they have a “right” to an enjoyable sex life and that regular intercourse can be good for their cardiovascular health.
Oh those cunning English – we all know nothing turns kids off something so much as being told, “it’s good for you” by grown-ups. Surely that’s what the NHS was thinking, right? They can’t seriously be encouraging wanton underage sex, so the only other explanation is that it’s a sort of large scale reverse-psychology experiment! Brilliant!
Well, everyone got a good laugh over the president‘s “mom jeans” (a bit of an insult to “moms” but never mind), but Mean Betty was just happy to see Mrs. Obama has packed away her mantilla.
Of course, she can keep it handy for any potential Addams Family reunion auditions or Sicilian funerals.
On another note, Mean Betty keeps hearing that Michelle Obama has some kind of Jackie O obsession. Now whatever would lead one to that impression?
Until next week, kittens!