Mean Betty on Jude Law’s Baby Mama and Her Little Cash Cow
Samantha Burke, enterprising woman that she is, is set to make a tidy profit off her baby the instant she’s born
Well that certainly didn’t take long, did it, pets? Hear that sweet coo-coo-ca-ching? That’s the sound of Jude Law’s love one-night-stand child shaking a little golden goose rattle for her enterprising mother. Even more remarkable – she’s shaking it from the womb! Yes darlings, the nouveau riche stork hasn’t even arrived yet and already Samantha Burke appears to be eyeing a tidy profit from her little bundle-o-plenty.
Mean Betty read in the New York Post that Miss Burke is in “advanced negotiations” to sell exclusive photographs of little “Sophie” once the blessed day arrives… and something tells Mean Betty the cash won’t be donated to Angelina Jolie’s favorite charity. (Note to Samantha: Wonder how the Jolie-Pitts might take to the idea of adopting/buying a half English, half Floridian baby? Think that’s exotic enough? Perhaps worth investigating.) The-24 year-old “actress and model” is also said to be planning to sell a “tell all” interview about her fortuitous affair with Law. From what Mean Betty understands it will be a rather brief interview indeed. The outlets vying for Samantha’s goods include an American weekly magazine and a U.K. newspaper, and offers are said to have reached $200,000.