Mean Betty on Kate Gosselin
Kate claims Jon has changed … but Mean Betty would like to show Kate these photos of herself.
Yesterday … all her troubles seemed so far away …
Aw, poor Kate Gosselin. Such a dud her hubby and co-parent turned out to be! Too bad she didn’t realize that before having eight children with him.
Oh – but wait! Pardonnez-moi … according to Kate, as she watched a retrospective show of Jon and Kate Plus 8 Monday night, Jon Gosselin changed during their 10-year marriage.
“I was me all along,” she said. “Jon discovered he was somebody different than we had known him to be.”
So Kate’s just the same Kate she’s always been, right pets?
Hmmmm … let’s take a peek at some photographic evidence to the contrary, shall we?
Kate plus peroxide and a tan!
Just a couple of crazy kids crazies.
Are we sure that’s the same woman, kittens?
Oh yes Kate, you’re just exactly the same sweet little brunette you’ve always been!
Uh-huh. Mean Betty rests her case.