Mean Betty on Kate Gosselin’s New Career
The wee Gosselins may miss the cameras, but they haven’t stopped rolling for Kate!
Those poor, poor deprived Gosselin children! Mean Betty’s cold little heart actually aches for them. Why, you ask? Well, Mama Gosselin tells us the saddest story … the poor little darlings are “sobbing” without the cameras!
Us Weekly reports:
“They cried in the van on the way home from school the other day. I finally admitted to them, they kept asking, ‘Where’s the camera crew? Where’s the camera crew? We miss them.’ And I said, ‘Our show is over.’ …Eight sobbing kids driving home from school,” Kate, 34, says on Barbara Walters‘ The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2009, airing Wednesday on ABC.
It’s just cruel and unusual depriving the children of the “friends” they clearly miss!
And don’t go suggesting stinky old Jon Gosselin might have, accidentally of course, struck the nail on the head when he decided the children would be better off living life off-camera (the nerve!). Kate tells Babs: “Unless you live in my house and, and see how everything that we have done with the show has been such a great experience, you can’t speak.”
Got that, pets? Just don’t even speak.
Mean Betty was going to suggest a list of things that Kate could do to propel her little brood back into the comfy spotlight of national television where they rightfully belong (thoughts of artificial insemination – Kate Plus Eight Plus Eight! – and hot air balloons ran through Mean Betty’s mind), but then Mean Betty read that Kate has a few tricks of her own up her sleeve.