Mean Betty on Kim Kardashian's Paris Hilton Obsession

Single White Female with a better bootie.
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Mean Betty on Kim Kardashian’s Paris Hilton Obsession

Single White Female with a better bootie.

-Mean Betty

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian

Kittens, though this is supposed to be a special, joyful time of year, Mean Betty has a very serious topic to discuss with you. But first, pets, you all saw Single White Female, right? That delightful chick flick horror film that made everyone afraid to have roommates, or at least roommates with spike high heels? Remember dearhearts? “Allie’s new roommate is about to borrow a few things without asking. Her clothes. Her boyfriend. Her life.”

Ooooh! Shudder.

(Did Mean Betty ever tell you Mean Betty is afraid of scary movies? And Jennifer Jason Leigh?)

Yes darlings, Mean Betty is going somewhere with this. And that somewhere looks like this:

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian

Mean Betty is afraid Kim Kardashian has a dangerous Paris Hilton obsession! And it could end very badly. Like with Bridget Fonda’s boyfriend with a spike heel through his eye!

Something must be done. But first, the evidence – that Kim Kardashion is not only trying to steal Paris Hilton’s life, she’s trying to steal a better version of it. (Now that’s what Mean Betty calls a plot twist.)

1. The sex tapes

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian sex tapes

Paris did a sex tape in 2004, for which she ultimately received a reported $400,000 (purportedly donated to charity), by suing her “co-star” for releasing said video. She also, of course, received a “career.” Kim did a sex tape in 2007 (with a much hotter co-star, Mean Betty might add, if Mean Betty weren’t such a lady). Kim sued Vivid entertainment for getting its hands on the tape and ultimately got $5 million. And a career.

Coincidence?

2. First comes the sex tape, then comes the reality show!

The Simple Life and Keeping Up with the Kardashians


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty on Kim Kardashian's Paris Hilton Obsession

  1. Put ’em both in a bag and shake it up and see who crawls out first………they are both pathetically stupid and spoiled……but Mean Betty, I have to agree, girl!!

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