Mean Betty on Kourtney Kardashian's Post-Baby Bikini Cover

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Mean Betty on Kourtney Kardashian’s Post-Baby Bikini Cover

Make it stop!

-Mean Betty

Kourtney Kardashian

Please, kittens, Mean Betty begs you … MAKE IT STOP!! No more Post Baby Bikini Body covers! Mean Betty can’t take it any more. Mean Betty is going to have to attempt the unthinkable if this nauseating trend keeps up … and stop reading tabloids! (Nooooo!)

Our latest “miracle” cover girl is new mom Kourtney Kardashian, who, a mere four months after giving birth to baby Mason Dash, donned a bikini and stepped in front of the cameras for Life & Style. (Not incidentally, this makes the third week in a row Life & Style has given us a Kardashian in a bikini on their cover.)

Read Mean Betty’s Octo Update and Kate Gosselin and Nadya Suleman

Inside Kourtney reveals her “10 Secrets” to getting into post-baby bikini shape. They include such groundbreaking, revolutionary concepts as “eating fresh food” and – gasp! – going running!!

WHO KNEW?

But surprisingly none of those “secrets” makes any mention of Photoshop, professional lighting – or, for that matter, personal trainers, or nannies to take care of the baby while she tends to important matters like getting spray-tanned and going to the gym. Very mysterious!

Truly kittens, Mean Betty is fed up with these covers. First of all, Mean Betty must ask you, darlings – WHO CARES? Do you? And second of all – we all KNOW it’s fake, right pets? We KNOW all about airbrushing and Photoshop. Kourtney probably does look pretty close to the way she’s depicted in that picture, but it’s sure as heck not exactly what she looks like.


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty on Kourtney Kardashian's Post-Baby Bikini Cover

  1. mothermeryl says:

    I’m with you, Mean Betty! No one gets back into shape that fast. It’s not physically possible!

  2. uptowngirl says:

    Enough already!

  3. citymouse says:

    Thanks, Mean Betty! You said it!! So very tired of all the airbrushing! And all the focus on new moms getting back into shape asap. On a related note, has anyone seen the posters for the new Jennifer Lopez movie?? Talk about over-airbrushing!! She looks like a cartoon character. Anyone who saw her recent gig on SNL (where the camera never lies!) KNOWS that that movie photo is a complete lie. As a woman, it’s insulting!!

  4. lmccarroll says:

    I agree! I mean I’m all for getting back in shape right after having a baby but aren’t there more important things to focus on like the joy of being a new mom. So what if your still carrying a few extra lbs… it all goes away in good time.

  5. ladycygnet says:

    Oh, it’s possible…but the grand majority of us don’t have the money to afford fresh fruits and vegetables, lean cuts of meat, personal trainers, or nannies to watch our children while we work out.

  6. festivelady826 says:

    SICK TO DEATH OF ‘EM, Mean Betty! I’m with you – who cares anyway? These celebrities don’t live normal lives. Hell, we could ALL look that good if we had their resources!

  7. AManfred says:

    Okay, I also had my baby four months and lost all the weight, where’s my magazine cover? But seriously, how come none of these celebs have stretch marks, I guess they have the money to get them lasered off? And that Kendra cover is such BS, since you can tell from paparazzi pics and TV appearances that she has not lost the weight. These covers make new moms so insecure, there should be no rush to lose the weight, the priority should be on the care of the new baby!

  8. Jinxy says:

    What’s the point of these covers, she’s photoshopped within an inch of her life. Stretch marks, she’s got them and they are bad, she’s still got mommy tummy and so that may not even be her body but a doubles. I think it’s cruel to present this as reality and make women feel like this can actually happen. Maybe once in a 1000 to women who only gain about 25 or 30 lbs during the pregnancy. I had a friend who did that and two weeks after delivery she looked like she never had a child. Unfortunately her son is 6 and still doesn’t know his colors and can’t tie his shoes but she looked great. Seriously.

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