Mean Betty on Levi Johnston’s Reality Show
“Anything you can do, I can do better!”
Too fabu, darlings! Fresh on the heels of the news that Sarah Palin’s Alaska fantasia reality show / “documentary” is about to get the green light, comes word that none other than her arch nemesis is shopping his own reality show! No not Barack Obama, you silly geese. Levi Johnston of course!
The enterprising young Playmate (can you call a boy a Playmate? What are they called then?) is indeed shopping his very own Alaska reality show … but he’s putting a “folksy” (read: PWT) spin on it that Mean Betty is sure Sarah Palin wishes she thought of: He’s pulling up to his network meetings in an RV / party bus. Yes! Levi Johnston is bringing Alaska trailer-park-fabulousness to Hollywood!
According to RadarOnline.com, “The show is currently titled Levi Johnston’s Last Frontier and will show him riding on pimped out snow machines with jet fuel in them.”
The show will also feature Levi hunting, hanging with his pals and is described by one source as “sort of an Entourage on ice.”
[Levi’s] pitch to cable networks will include positioning Levi as “one of the world’s most famous teenagers” and will show parts of his life including “business opportunities, strange offers, appearances and … lots and lots of women.”
Did you hear that darlings? Ice! Jet fuel! Strange Offers! Lots and lots of women!
It’s reality TV at its finest. Plus, Mean Betty is sure some of the episodes will focus on the family court as Levi tries to explain why he can’t pay child support. Let the good times roll!
Mean Betty simply cannot wait. Battle of the Alaska reality shows! In fact, Levi has already thrown down the gauntlet: “Good for her but mine (show) is gonna beat it,” Johnston said of his former mother-in-law-to-be’s upcoming show, while he cavorted with fellow revelers at Perez Hilton’s birthday bash at LA’s Paramount lot. RadarOnline has the video if you just can’t wait for a taste of Johnston-Palin TV smackdown.
Oh kittens. Alaska hasn’t gotten this much play since … well … since ever! Bless America, the Land of Opportunity.
So what do you think, kittens? Who would win the Battle of the Alaska Reality Shows? On one hand, can Levi Johnston, even with his own hunting and fishing “entourage” possibly outshine the star power of Sarah Palin? But then again, just think of all the degrading plotlines Johnston would be willing to undertake – he doesn’t have his rep with the Republican Party to worry about! And as for guest stars … can John McCain really outdo Perez Hilton?! Hmmm … only time will tell, darlings, only time will tell.
Mean Betty can’t wait.