Mean Betty on Lindsay Lohan, Babies and Breast Milk

What do Lindsay Lohan and breast-milk cheese have in common?
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Mean Betty on Lindsay Lohan, Babies and Breast Milk

What do Lindsay Lohan and breast-milk cheese have in common?

-Mean Betty

Lindsay Lohan

Poor baby! Uh-oh … Mean Betty better not say that about Lindsay Lohan or LiLo just might sue. That’s exactly what the enterprising young lady is doing to the financial company E-Trade, because she believes they modeled a “milkaholic” baby in their latest commercial after her.


In the spot (which Mean Betty finds rather odd, regardless of Lindsay’s alleged connection, but that’s neither here nor there), a baby girl accuses her boyfriend baby (??) of cheating on her with … none other than … that “milkaholic Lindsay.” Take a look yourself, and as you watch, keep in mind Lindsay Lohan is suing to the tune of $100 million.

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According to the New York Post, LiLo’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, says “Lindsay” has the same single-name recognition as, oh, say, Oprah or Madonna.

“Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Ovadia said.

“They used the name Lindsay,” Ovadia said. “They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”

Poor baby!

In other weird milk news, a trendy NYC brasserie is serving breast milk cheese.

And people are eating it.


Daniel Angerer, who runs Klee Brasserie in Chelsea, said customers started demanding “human cheese” after he blogged about his efforts to make it, the New York Post reported.

“The phone was ringing off the hook,” the chef explained. “So I prepared a little canape of breast milk cheese with figs and Hungarian pepper.”

“It tastes like cow’s milk cheese, kind of sweet,” he added, noting that the flavor depends on “what the mother eats.”

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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty on Lindsay Lohan, Babies and Breast Milk

  1. The first thing I would have done if I was Lohan’s lawyer is google Madonna, then google Lindsay….. Madonna comes up for like 10 pages…Lindsay has a few results that are in the top 10 yes, but overall not so much… so her argument is flawed at best. Mean Betty, I LOVE you!

  2. I don’t know if I’m more grossed out or impressed by the breast milk cheese. HOW MUCH MILK DOES A WOMAN HAVE TO PRODUCE TO HAVE ENOUGH FOR CHEESE? My gosh. That woman is impressive.

  3. This reminds me of that episode of Friends where the guys freak out because Phoebe tasted Carol’s breast milk to test its temperature.

    I don’t see what’s so weird or disgusting about it, personally. It’s okay for people to eat a farm animal’s bodily secretions, but not something produced by our own species specifically FOR our own species’ consumption? Cow’s milk grosses me out more – although that doesn’t stop me from eating my yogurt every day!

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